# You think my life is easy? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-my-life-is-easy/753686 "2016-05-02T15:42:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-my-life-is-easy/753686/1 "2016-05-02T15:42:07Z")
You think my life is easy??? You think I just appear in comic books, make movies, do some convention appearances & occassionally rescue someone or stop a thief? I betcha don’t think that the Green Goblin’s [hoverboard](http://www.theverge.com/2016/5/2/11564304/flyboard-air-video-world-record-hoverboard-flight-franky-zapata) is real either? :eek: I SO want one but am afraid I’d need to ask you to hold my beer before trying it. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2016, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-my-life-is-easy/753686/2 "2016-05-02T15:45:39Z")
Talking about a fuel hog… You need Osborn’s bank account just to keep that thing in gas! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2016, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-my-life-is-easy/753686/3 "2016-05-02T18:20:43Z")
Yeah, Yeah. I’ve SEEN Mary Jane. G’wann home, you. :dubious: Its my watch anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Chihuahua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dec6dc/32.png) [@Chihuahua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chihuahua)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2016, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-my-life-is-easy/753686/4 "2016-05-02T19:23:19Z")
> [@](#): > > I SO want one but am afraid I’d need to ask you to hold my beer before trying it. You know what they say… Power, responsibility, yadda yadda. ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2016, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-my-life-is-easy/753686/5 "2016-05-02T21:28:37Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > Yeah, Yeah. I’ve SEEN Mary Jane. G’wann home, you. :dubious: > > Its my watch anyway. Oh dear. Oh, my. This is awkward. Not keeping with the comics, I assume? The only thing waiting for the wall-crawler at home nowadays is a cold sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-my-life-is-easy/753686/6 "2016-05-03T01:09:11Z")
> [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser](#): > > Oh dear. Oh, my. This is awkward. Not keeping with the comics, I assume? > > The only thing waiting for the wall-crawler at home nowadays is a cold sandwich. He needs to get out there and fight the bad guys. There are plenty of places that need his help. Why, just tonight on the news I heard that millions are fighting in Somnia, which I assume is somewhere near Fluenza, or perhaps Testine. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-my-life-is-easy/753686/7 "2016-05-03T04:21:10Z")
How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-my-life-is-easy/753686/8 "2016-05-03T12:09:57Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling? If you look at the pics, [Spider-pig](http://www.google.com/search?q=spider+pig+hot+air+balloon&safe=active&prmd=ivns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjbvrmB773MAhVKt4MKHfgCDMYQsAQICw) _clearly_ has his shoes on. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-my-life-is-easy/753686/9 "2016-05-03T15:28:34Z")
10-4; he’s alibied. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-my-life-is-easy/753686/10 "2016-05-03T16:08:51Z")
> [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser](#): > > Oh dear. Oh, my. This is awkward. Not keeping with the comics, I assume? > > The only thing waiting for the wall-crawler at home nowadays is a cold sandwich. Isn’t that funny? Well no… not at all. I wonder if Stan Lee will ever read this thread…? If he did, I wonder what he’d remember more… That I’d have taken his shift so he could have had more time at home with someone he loved…? Or that you’d take glee in telling me and god-and-sundry that he has no one to go home to…? I may be an ass… and lots of people may hate me already. (Sarcasm will do that.) I just don’t think that I’m the villain here. _no poll needed & 'Nuff said_ ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-my-life-is-easy/753686/11 "2016-05-03T16:14:42Z")
_whoosh_ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-my-life-is-easy/753686/12 "2016-05-03T18:58:58Z")
Perhaps it would be more safe to wait until a real superhero comes along, like Thor, Batman, or Nancy. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-my-life-is-easy/753686/13 "2016-05-03T21:18:58Z")
Ehhh, to you a superhero is any bubba with a shotgun, buckshot, & a deer permit as the deer like to eat plants. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-my-life-is-easy/753686/14 "2016-05-04T01:04:52Z")
I wasn’t aware that Nancy carried a shotgun. At least she doesn’t [talk to herself.](http://joshreads.com/?cat=45)