# You think YOU can rant? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-rant/151979 "2003-01-31T22:55:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![robertliguori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@robertliguori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertliguori)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-rant/151979/1 "2003-01-31T22:55:38Z")
In all fairness, I should be posting this in CS, because this guy’s rants are POETRY. They’re even set to music. Warning: site contains some mature material. So, to anyone still berefit of the joy that is 2 the ranting griffin: [http://www.werewolves.org/~two/](http://www.werewolves.org/~two/) Much laughter, and the occaisional thoughtful head-nod. ---
**Author:** ![SC\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SC\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SC_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-rant/151979/2 "2003-02-01T05:02:30Z")
2 rocks. His rants are a thing of beauty. ---
**Author:** ![robertliguori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@robertliguori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertliguori)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-rant/151979/3 "2003-02-01T20:55:26Z")
C’mon, peope. Nearly 200 views and only one person makes a comment? ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-rant/151979/4 "2003-02-01T21:44:56Z")
Your waning of mature content scared me away - I’m at work! How mature is it exactly? ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-rant/151979/5 "2003-02-01T22:01:11Z")
Wow, the angst of a 17 year old set to techno music. Amazing. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-rant/151979/6 "2003-02-01T22:44:47Z")
Nicely done. 😃 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-rant/151979/7 "2003-02-01T22:48:31Z")
“I’m not asking for Charles Dickens here, just a little bit beyond Debbie Does Dallas! I’m not here to write a porn novel for you!” Classic! Esprix ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-rant/151979/8 "2003-02-02T01:33:35Z")
“Ok, so I’m sitting here, and I’m thinking about shit. and I, uh, uh, I just, I need to know when everyone is going to stop inventing BULLSHIT reasons to hate each other, you know? So I can stop plotting the death of every living FUCKING thing and get back to my LIFE.” Articulate, concise, and insightful. He’s a regular Robert Frost, that bloke.