# You think you can take me on?!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-take-me-on/70950>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 2, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-take-me-on/70950 "2001-07-02T12:59:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-take-me-on/70950/1 "2001-07-02T12:59:47Z")

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Reutharrog. Ceortahqwe. Ashawanz.

Rebut that, motherfucker.

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-take-me-on/70950/2 "2001-07-02T13:10:08Z")

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Zerblatt. Ya scrofulous trollop!  
Ummm…???

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**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-take-me-on/70950/3 "2001-07-02T13:10:18Z")

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Tit.

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-take-me-on/70950/4 "2001-07-02T13:10:59Z")

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I know you are, but what am I?

Zette

(Since this is the Pit- “You’re a Monkeyface!”)

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**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-take-me-on/70950/5 "2001-07-02T13:12:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Myrr21 \*  
> \*\*Zerblatt. Ya scrofulous trollop!  
> Ummm…??? \*\*

Fallacious logic, **Myrr** , ya moron. You should have considered Fearoafbto.

Sua

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-take-me-on/70950/6 "2001-07-02T13:14:03Z")

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Well, if that ain’t the most scrumfuddling cock-up of a rebuttal I’ve ever seen…

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-take-me-on/70950/7 "2001-07-02T15:58:03Z")

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Scrunqilchy.

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**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-take-me-on/70950/8 "2001-07-02T16:24:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Giraffe \*  
> \*\*Scrunqilchy. \*\*

Trying to re-define the terms of the debate, are you? Typically bankrupt technique of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy. To which I can only respond with Geaettr.

**kabbes** - Excellent point. I hadn’t considered that.

**Zette** - you y’am what you y’am.

Sua

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**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-take-me-on/70950/9 "2001-07-02T16:49:49Z")

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I apologize.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-take-me-on/70950/10 "2001-07-03T06:29:54Z")

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Hmmf. Just like you liberals, to completly overlook the sumqoup. Typical.

Hey, do you think **Qwertyasdfg** will show up here?

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**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-you-can-take-me-on/70950/11 "2001-07-03T06:56:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by SuaSponte \*  
> \*\*Reutharrog. Ceortahqwe. Ashawanz.
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> Rebut that, motherfucker. \*\*

I’m rubber, you’re glue, it bounces off me and sticks to you.

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Yay, my first Pit Post…Motherfuckers!
