# You think YOU'VE been to a titty bar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 7, 2004, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-youve-been-to-a-titty-bar/263511 "2004-09-07T17:53:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-youve-been-to-a-titty-bar/263511/21 "2004-09-08T02:39:25Z")
Yeah sure, it’s a sweet life for sure. :rolleyes: You know, a slave in a Donna Karan suit is still a slave. I really hate to be a killjoy, but in this day and age, I don’t find this one bit funny. This would be a joke if it were fiction. It’s a tragedy in the real world. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-youve-been-to-a-titty-bar/263511/22 "2004-09-08T03:41:59Z")
Moto, why do you call this some form of slavery? Admittedly, sixteen is somewhat young, but apparently this woman voluntarily “auditioned” to be picked as a bride. She’s marrying the King, so I doubt she’ll be working in the fields anytime soon or turning four dollar tricks. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-youve-been-to-a-titty-bar/263511/23 "2004-09-08T04:50:00Z")
Mr Moto does make a good point. I know my original posting was half humorous/half serious but this is a depressing story. Yes, I suppose these women (girls actually) are making their choice ‘voluntarily’. (As I once heard in a movie “Yeah hunger is a great aphrodisiac.”) This king is such a sleazeball. What did the article say ? 40% of the adult population of that country has AIDS? I’ll bet for damned sure that when “his lowness” decides to choose his next ‘willing’ bride, she’ll probably get tested for every possible disease before she moves into that harem. It’s amazing how some countries have been ruled by sleazeballs that didn’t give a rat’s ass about the people. (Ceausescu of Romania; Saddam Hussein, etc) ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-youve-been-to-a-titty-bar/263511/24 "2004-09-08T07:42:36Z")
So the Janet Jackson malady has made it all the way over to Africa? Fine by me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![InvidiousCourgette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@InvidiousCourgette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InvidiousCourgette)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-youve-been-to-a-titty-bar/263511/25 "2004-09-08T07:58:01Z")
The degree of volition in these girls’ choives is certainly questionable: > [@](#): > > His 10th wife, Zena Mahlangu, was controversially abducted two years ago when she was 18. > > Her parents failed to get their daughter returned after taking the king’s aides to court for unlawfully detaining her. From the [BBC](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3630800.stm) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-youve-been-to-a-titty-bar/263511/26 "2004-09-08T10:18:26Z")
I call it slavery because that’s what it is. These women are not free. They have no right to the fruits of their labor, no right over their own bodies, and many of them either were abducted or were married off by their families. ---
**Author:** ![phall0106](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phall0106/32/5934_2.png) [@phall0106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phall0106)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-youve-been-to-a-titty-bar/263511/27 "2004-09-08T12:30:18Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > Well, to be really pedantic, those 1,200 European breasts wouldn’t neccesarily be pink either but I think we’re reaching critical \*\*nitpicking \*\* mass here. Too much more and the thread will implode, sucking the SDMB, VBulletin, and the 'net as a whole into the newly formed abyss. (bolding mine) Did anyone else read that as _ **nipplepicking** _? ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-youve-been-to-a-titty-bar/263511/28 "2004-09-08T12:39:20Z")
Any chance of booking this act for the next Super Bowl halftime? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-think-youve-been-to-a-titty-bar/263511.md?page=1)