# You torture a 4 year old child to death? You bet I'm going to pit you, bitch!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [January 17, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092 "2014-01-17T19:56:54Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/1 "2014-01-17T19:56:54Z")
[Here](https://www.google.com/search?q=myls+dobson&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&ie=utf8&oe=utf8) is the Google page with links to the story of Myls Dobson, a year old tortured to death by his father’s girlfriend, who was watching him while the father, who had custody, was in prison. I am not going to print any details, as they are shocking in their cruelty.
Die and fry in hell, bitch.
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### Author:  [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/2 "2014-01-17T20:07:59Z")
I don’t know about you, but I would probably break up with my girlfriend if she did something like that.
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/3 "2014-01-17T20:11:05Z")
You forgot to put “RO” in the title.
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### Author:  [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/4 "2014-01-17T20:19:34Z")
Death and Hell are too good for her.
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### Author:  [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/5 "2014-01-17T20:33:11Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> You forgot to put “RO” in the title.
Agreed.
I admit, I’m not even sure why people read these articles,let alone recite them with such glee. I have a coworker who is always telling news articles like this. Yes, humans are horrible, we do horrible things. I can’t help the children in any way, so why tell me about it?
I am not really complaining about this thread, though it may sound like it…I am well aware I can just ignore it on the boards. But i have to admit, I am at a loss to comprehend why the op reads such things! The things you put in your head stay there forever.
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### Author:  [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/6 "2014-01-17T20:43:36Z")
I, for one, am firmly against toddler murder.
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### Author:  [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/7 "2014-01-17T20:49:26Z")
Not only is toddler murder wrong, but I am starting to have reservations about the torture.
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### Author:  [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/8 "2014-01-17T20:51:46Z")
> [@casdave](#):
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> Not only is toddler murder wrong, but I am starting to have reservations about the torture.
Typical liberal response.
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### Author:  [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/9 "2014-01-17T20:53:39Z")
If the toddler had had a gun, we wouldn’t be talking about this now.
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/10 "2014-01-17T21:15:12Z")
> [@bup](#):
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> If the toddler had had a gun, we wouldn’t be talking about this now.
Or a screwdriver.
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### Author:  [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/11 "2014-01-17T21:23:44Z")
> [@Rachellelogram](#):
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> I, for one, am firmly against toddler murder.
Me too, but i would like to thank the OP for her brave stance in being the first to condemn the torture and murder of a child. She truly is a model for us all.
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### Author:  [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/12 "2014-01-17T21:34:01Z")
> [@Rachellelogram](#):
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> I, for one, am firmly against toddler murder.
You need to list that on your “HumanMingle” profile.
Seriously, we don’t have to “Pit” every repulsive human being out there. Although we do seem to attract some “Join Date: Last Week” youngsters who think that’s what the internet is for.
Next time, try what some of us here do:
_See horrible headline. Avoid clicking on horrible headline. Go play with live toddler._
See if that helps.
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### Author:  [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/13 "2014-01-17T21:38:51Z")
I was thinking about torturing a 4-year-old child to death, but now that I see the consequences **Annie-Xmas** has in store for me if I do, I’m beginning to reconsider.
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### Author:  [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/14 "2014-01-17T22:20:13Z")
> [@digs](#):
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> Next time, try what some of us here do:
> See horrible headline. Avoid clicking on horrible headline.
_**[Nation Refuses to Read Headline Beyond Words ‘4-Year-Old Girl Forced To’](http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-refuses-to-read-headline-beyond-words-4year,27379/)**_
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### Author:  [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/15 "2014-01-17T22:24:08Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> Or a screwdriver.
or a ceramic squirrel
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### Author:  [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/16 "2014-01-17T22:37:34Z")
> [@bup](#):
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> _**[Nation Refuses to Read Headline Beyond Words ‘4-Year-Old Girl Forced To’](http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-refuses-to-read-headline-beyond-words-4year,27379/)**_
I had never seen that article before, but I love it. Thank you, Onion writers.
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### Author:  [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/17 "2014-01-17T22:52:30Z")
Or a pit bull.
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### Author:  [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/18 "2014-01-17T23:09:00Z")
Ok, I’ll do it. The girlfriend’s name is Kryzie King.
That’s right. She was Kryzie.
I was going to do some of my Devil’s Advocacy work in here, muse about what kind of abuses she’d suffered in her own life that would make this sort of treatment of a little kid “ok” in her mind. Frankly the whole family seems pretty F’d up so I’m not sure ending up dead is this poor boy’s worst possible future.
But no…Woman’s name was Kryzie. I’m just gonna go with that.
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### Author:  [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/19 "2014-01-17T23:11:23Z")
The whole thing is probably just over zealous policing. It may well be a misunderstanding with her originally being from a state where it’s not illegal to torture and murder a 4 year old.
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### Author:  [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2014, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-torture-a-4-year-old-child-to-death-you-bet-im-going-to-pit-you-bitch/679092/20 "2014-01-17T23:25:04Z")
> [@Alan\_Smithee](#):
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> I was thinking about torturing a 4-year-old child to death, but now that I see the consequences **Annie-Xmas** has in store for me if I do, I’m beginning to reconsider.
Me as well. I’ve now decided to bore an eight year old to tears instead.
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