# You two can be WCW TV champ! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 17, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-two-can-be-wcw-tv-champ/219483 "2003-12-17T06:47:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-two-can-be-wcw-tv-champ/219483/1 "2003-12-17T06:47:06Z")
Yes, it’s true, it’s true. It’s damn true. Our Good Friend Hacksaw Jim Dougan has fallen on hard times. So hard in fact that he is willing to part with his [WCW TV title belt](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2845&item=2771163960) on Ebay. Least your dream never reach so high as to be a champion (of TV no less) you could be a [WCW official Janitor](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2845&item=2773644965). Even better, you can be the proud owner [of trucks soaked in sweet sweat straight from Hacksaw’s gonads](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2845&item=2772427308)! It seem that hacksaw has not lost all of his manually dexterity and has scrawled some sort of glyphs across the Santorum stained tightie-blueies. And for those of you with a fetish for the footwear of crazy wino’s with one kidney we have [this](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2845&item=2772882438) lovely conflagration. (Note there may or may not be pools of Santorum soaked into the soles, I can make no guarantee’s). Lets not forget And lastly, we have .[this beauty]([http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll)? ViewItem&category=2845&item=2771161374)A must have for every weekend warrior, 12 year old back yard wrestling king, and role playing male crackwhore tuminbling aobut with his latest trick to suport his habbit and Frito addiction[these](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2845&item=2772428545) lovely beauties. Bid quickly, Hacksaw looks hungry. ---
**Author:** ![nikjohns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@nikjohns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikjohns)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-two-can-be-wcw-tv-champ/219483/2 "2003-12-17T12:09:43Z")
> [@](#): > > You two can be WCW TV champ! If there’s two, wouldn’t they be tag team champs? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-two-can-be-wcw-tv-champ/219483/3 "2003-12-17T12:48:06Z")
The worst part is when you go to pick it up, some guys hit you with chairs and run off with it. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-two-can-be-wcw-tv-champ/219483/4 "2003-12-17T13:34:36Z")
That’s sorta sad. Didn’t he have cancer, and then beat it? ---
**Author:** ![NoGoodNamesLeft](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8797f3/32.png) [@NoGoodNamesLeft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoGoodNamesLeft)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-two-can-be-wcw-tv-champ/219483/5 "2003-12-17T13:43:12Z")
That is just so sad. Poor guy. Bad photos of him in his front hallway. At least he’s not in some dumpy apartment surrounded by empty beer cans and crack pipes… BTW, I’m fairly certian he had some sort of drug problem.