# You’ve got mail. Tee-Hee. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 29, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006 "2001-11-29T21:24:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/1 "2001-11-29T21:24:25Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Ambiblical chord:_ > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by Bondage Smurf:_ > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > _Originally posted by Brass\_dIldo:_ > > > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > > > _Originally posted by Bondage Smurf:_ > > > > Check your email, Brass\_dIldo :D:D > > > > > > Right back atcha sweetums :)🙂 > > > > _blush_ I’ve just emailed you back. Aren’t I the cutest? > > I’ve just emailed **both** of you!! ;)😉 Without picking on anyone in particular, am I the only person who wants to wretch at these displays, or am I an unreasonable prick? Tell me truly. One ‘check your mail’ for someone who you need to reach is more then understandable. Using SDMB in place of the ‘notify’ option or equivalent in your email client is stuperfuckingrific. Get a clue, get [ICQ](http://web.icq.com/), and bugger off. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/2 "2001-11-29T21:33:04Z")
Brass dildo? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/3 "2001-11-29T21:48:53Z")
Sure, why not? Brass is usually smoothe. Sure, it’s rather heavy, but I’d be more concerned about, oh, **BarbedWire\_Dildo** or **UnfinishedWood\_Dildo** ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/4 "2001-11-29T21:56:18Z")
> [@](#): > > Without picking on anyone in particular At least be brave enough to provide a [link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101600). I totally understand that you mean this complaint in a more general sense and aren’t trying to single anyone out, but it’s perfectly obvious what the straw that broke the camel’s back was. I’m in agreement with you - nothing against **Superdude** and **belladonna** or anyone else who does this for that matter, but it’s a partularly irritating thing to do. If you sent them an email then unless it’s an emergency you’ll just have to wait until they read it. It’s even more irritating to reply with “Oh, I emailed you back!” - if they emailed you and are keen enough about it to announce it to a message board, then _they’re going to be checking to see if you’ve replied_. Really. No one else needs to know that you’re sending email back and forth, so why are you telling us? Do you think it’s cute, or that everyone else will magically not have to read about it when it’s plonked in the middle of a thread that has heretofore had nothing to do with emailing? It’s not the end of the world, it’s just a little grating. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/5 "2001-11-29T21:59:45Z")
By the way, Fran, I sent you an E-mail. But, oh, since I can’t possibly contain my sheer glee and giddiness over having sent you an E-mail, I’ll just post it here, too, so you’re doubly sure to have seen it! (In other words, I agrees with ya.) ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/6 "2001-11-29T22:03:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SisterCoyote \* > \*\*Sure, why not? Brass is usually smoothe. Sure, it’s rather heavy, but I’d be more concerned about, oh, **BarbedWire\_Dildo** or **UnfinishedWood\_Dildo** \*\* Or a cactus dildo for that matter. or a morning-star dildo? ouch yeah brass dont seem so bad anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/7 "2001-11-29T22:08:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Francesca \* > At least be brave enough to provide a [link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101600). I just thought it was a bit late in the day to get into anyone’s, erm, panties. I figured the guilty parties would take a more subtle hint to heart. [The two you mentioned are the most recent, but are far from being the only offenders.] I’m sure **Superdude** and **belladonna** are fine young preteens, and don’t mean to irritate. Check your email;) ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/8 "2001-11-29T22:26:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Waverly \* > \*\*I’m sure **Superdude** and **belladonna** are fine young preteens, and don’t mean to irritate. > > \*\* I’ll ignore the obvious overlay of sarcasm in your voice as I point out the fact that I’m damn near 29. However, do you really feel it necessary to post a mediocre Pit thread about something that **Ukulele Ike** already said? Personally, I think you’re all so goddamned bored that you have invent things to bitch about. But that’s just me. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/9 "2001-11-29T22:59:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by SisterCoyote \* > > \*\*Sure, why not? Brass is usually smoothe. Sure, it’s rather heavy, but I’d be more concerned about, oh, **BarbedWire\_Dildo** or **UnfinishedWood\_Dildo** \*\* > > Or a cactus dildo for that matter. > or a morning-star dildo? ouch > \*\* Or Caustic Soda Dildo Or Cream Cheese Dildo (This is almost worthy of it’s own thread). ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/10 "2001-11-29T23:01:23Z")
Actually, **Superdude** , I did not see that a moderator had been in the thread until well after I posted; not that I see the relevance. Thank you, however, for taking a break from you puerile antics to come pass your trifling judgment on the quality of my pit thread. Perhaps if I had been less diplomatic and more inflamatory it would have been less mediocre in thine eyes? Would you like to be called an eruptive spastic colon, or did you have something else in mind? The truth is I’m not normally bothered by you, but methinks you need new [tricks](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=90623). Oh, and check your email _giggle_ ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/11 "2001-11-29T23:09:25Z")
[Tepin](http://www.batnet.com/rwc-seed/pepper.hotness.scale.html) Pepper Dildo Poison Oak Dildo ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/12 "2001-11-29T23:12:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mangetout \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by SisterCoyote \* > > > \*\*Sure, why not? Brass is usually smoothe. Sure, it’s rather heavy, but I’d be more concerned about, oh, **BarbedWire\_Dildo** or **UnfinishedWood\_Dildo** \*\* > > > > Or a cactus dildo for that matter. > > or a morning-star dildo? ouch > > \*\* > > Or Caustic Soda Dildo > Or Cream Cheese Dildo > (This is almost worthy of it’s own thread). \*\* Yes but I fear its a path best left untrodden. ---
**Author:** ![wackyslav](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@wackyslav](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wackyslav)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/13 "2001-11-29T23:23:33Z")
Cream Cheese Dildo? If not its own thread, how about a band name? ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/14 "2001-11-29T23:26:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mangetout \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by SisterCoyote \* > > > \*\*Sure, why not? Brass is usually smoothe. Sure, it’s rather heavy, but I’d be more concerned about, oh, **BarbedWire\_Dildo** or **UnfinishedWood\_Dildo** \*\* > > > > Or a cactus dildo for that matter. > > or a morning-star dildo? ouch > > \*\* > > Or Caustic Soda Dildo > Or Cream Cheese Dildo > (This is almost worthy of it’s own thread). \*\* Don’t forget the infamous **Coarse-grade sandpaper\_dildo** ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/15 "2001-11-30T00:31:35Z")
You guys aren’t being brutal enough. Try these: 16-molar hydrocloric acid dildo chainsaw dildo rusty razor wire dildo plutonium dildo ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/16 "2001-11-30T04:14:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sturmhauke \* > \*\*You guys aren’t being brutal enough. Try these: > > 16-molar hydrocloric acid dildo > chainsaw dildo > rusty razor wire dildo > plutonium dildo \*\* Oh, man, am I _ever_ sorry I started this. Monofilament Dildo ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/17 "2001-11-30T04:23:10Z")
Yer missing the obvious: power drill dildo open blender dildo claymore mine dildo and the ever popular umbrella dildo ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/18 "2001-11-30T04:30:17Z")
I always thought crystal **would** maked a great dildo. ---
**Author:** ![badvibes2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@badvibes2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badvibes2)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/19 "2001-11-30T04:33:41Z")
It sounded gross when you mentioned it, then I realized something - - I wanna sweetie to do prublic smooching posts for me!\* ---
**Author:** ![badvibes2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@badvibes2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badvibes2)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/20 "2001-11-30T04:35:41Z")
That word “prublic” is either pubic or public. Or maybe proscuitto. I forget which 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006.md?page=2)