# You’ve got mail. Tee-Hee. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 29, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006 "2001-11-29T21:24:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/21 "2001-11-30T04:40:18Z")
Wild badger dildo Hot tar dildo Yellow snow dildo Double ding dong tom bombadildo ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/22 "2001-11-30T04:44:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Reeder \* > \*\*I always thought crystal **would** maked a great dildo. \*\* They make them. I’m completely embarassing myself, but I’ve seen (apparently functional) dildoes made of crystal and glass, stainless steel(!), leather over PVC, PVC, various jellies… I’ve even seen a clear glass or plastic model that will let you view the inside of the person you’re using it on (presumably not yourself unless you’re _very_ flexible) in a magnified manner… [sub]I can’t believe I said all that…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/23 "2001-11-30T04:51:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jk1245 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Mangetout \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > > > \*\* > > > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > > > \*Originally posted by SisterCoyote \* > > > > \*\*Sure, why not? Brass is usually smoothe. Sure, it’s rather heavy, but I’d be more concerned about, oh, **BarbedWire\_Dildo** or **UnfinishedWood\_Dildo** \*\* > > > > > > Or a cactus dildo for that matter. > > > or a morning-star dildo? ouch > > > \*\* > > > > Or Caustic Soda Dildo > > Or Cream Cheese Dildo > > (This is almost worthy of it’s own thread). \*\* > > Don’t forget the infamous **Coarse-grade sandpaper\_dildo** \*\* don’t mind me, i’m just extending the quote chain to see if i can get **waverly** to start killing people. but to stay on topic, i’ll just say “crusted-with-the-flaming-blood-of-the-damned dildo”. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/24 "2001-11-30T06:23:37Z")
roast beef dildo switchblade dildo SABOT dildo light saber dildo photon torpedo dildo warp nacelle dildo …running ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/25 "2001-11-30T06:40:02Z")
What about the SDMB’s very own [**Billdo**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&username=Billdo) Dildo?? ---
**Author:** ![warmgun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecccb3/32.png) [@warmgun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/warmgun)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/26 "2001-11-30T07:20:34Z")
Black and Decker Dildo (grinder attachment) Dryed Cat-tongue Dildo And if they already make crystal, what about opal? Wood Rasp Dildo Post-hole Digger Dildo Monster Truck Dildo And, **Rysdad** , Wild badger dildo? Whoa… ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/27 "2001-11-30T10:59:52Z")
::sigh:: Toothpaste dildo? ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/28 "2001-11-30T11:02:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\*::sigh:: > > Toothpaste dildo? \*\* That depends…does it come with flouride, baking soda _and_ hydrogen peroxide? ---
**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/29 "2001-11-30T11:27:31Z")
Klein dildo!! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/30 "2001-11-30T11:33:33Z")
porcupine (the aminal, not the person) dildo lightbulb dildo haircurler dildo car battery dildo whirling dervish dildo [sub]Hoping “check your email” doesn’t become the new “So do you want to get changed?”[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/31 "2001-11-30T12:15:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by warmgun \* > \*\*[3.] And if they already make crystal, what about opal? > \*\* Heh. [Diablo Brand[sup]tm[/sup] Dildos:](http://www.battle.net/diablo2exp/items/magic/) Sharp Dildo of Alacrity Iron Dildo of Thunder Jagged Dildo of the Wraith Vulpine Dildo of Spikes Brutal Dildo of Pestilence Meteoric Dildo of Eviceration Screaming Dildo of the Squid ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/32 "2001-11-30T14:33:45Z")
Wolverine dildo car wreck dildo BBQ dildo (that might be kinda nice) or perhaps the most feared of all-The Waverly Dildo-it’ll tear you a new ass hole. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/33 "2001-11-30T14:42:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > \*\*or perhaps the most feared of all-The Waverly Dildo-it’ll tear you a new ass hole. \*\* I like that, **Mermaid**. The only question I have about it is whether it gets all bent out of shape over minute matters. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/34 "2001-11-30T15:05:22Z")
Mauna Kea dildo Dry, splintery dildo Saturn V dildo Warm, bloated, creekside perch dildo Square dildo Flat dildo Your mom’s dildo Your _dad’s_ dildo Janet Reno’s dildo Cause-a-cramp dildo Mousetrap dildo 1 centimeter dildo Flannel dildo Nitroglycerine dildo Rapala dildo ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/35 "2001-11-30T15:10:50Z")
Ooh, can I play? 50,000 PSI Vacuum Pump Dildo F-16 Afterburner Jet Exhaust Dildo ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/36 "2001-11-30T16:47:58Z")
uhm **Rysdad** re the “Warm, bloated, creekside perch dildo” Now I love fish as much as the next mermaid, but this is taking it just a bit too far. Moby Dick Dildo Giant squid Dildo Bean and Cheese Burrito Dildo The \>insert name of banned poster\< Dildo ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/37 "2001-11-30T17:44:04Z")
The USS Dildo, hull number CVN 69. Oh wait, that’s ChiefScott’s carrier, the Eisenhower. ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/38 "2001-11-30T17:47:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > \*\*The \>insert name of banned poster\< Dildo \*\* Sadly, I think many of us know just exactly what the “JDT Dildo” would look like. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/39 "2001-11-30T18:16:32Z")
\*Originally posted by Superdude \* > [@](#): > > …as I point out the fact that I’m damn near 29. So… you mean like 28 _and a half_🙂 Mmmmmmmm, dildos. Pogo stick dildo Bhawbwa Stweisand head dildo Dildo Baggins Daisy cutter dildo Dildo with Techron Dildo with sprinkles ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/40 "2001-11-30T18:57:28Z")
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