# You’ve got mail. Tee-Hee.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 29, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006 "2001-11-29T21:24:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/41 "2001-11-30T23:19:43Z")

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Smart Bomb Dildo  
Anti-Aircraft Dildo  
Cruise Dildo  
Fission Dildo

Antimatter Dildo

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**Author:** ![warmgun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecccb3/32.png) [@warmgun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/warmgun)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/42 "2001-12-01T02:55:23Z")

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I’ll let [this](http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/divine_dildos.html) speak for itself.

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**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/43 "2001-12-01T05:09:30Z")

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I hope I get kickbacks if any of these go into production. Particularly the:

Expanding [Pear](http://members.tripod.com/humbleknight/crime5.html) Dildo  
Strap-on Dry Ice Dildo of Doom

**SD** : Are you going to continue with the “aw, shucks, tweren’t nottin’ much” defense? If you must persist, I’d prefer you take the tact of explaining how the behavior in question is somehow representative of the 28¾ maturity level you so vehemently stressed; or perhaps explain to me why the board is and should be your personal post-it note. Really now; if you are going to take issue, do it with a coherent argument.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/44 "2001-12-01T06:16:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by warmgun \*  
> \*\*I’ll let [this](http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/divine_dildos.html) speak for itself. \*\*

[Here’s](http://www.divine-interventions.com) a better site for those Divine Interventions.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/45 "2001-12-01T06:17:41Z")

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Lousy bad coding, [damn.](http://www.divine-interventions.com)

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-ve-got-mail-tee-hee/96006/46 "2001-12-01T19:25:20Z")

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:checks Baby Jesus Butt plug off list:

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