# You volunteered services that I don't offer?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-volunteered-services-that-i-dont-offer/660162>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 4, 2013, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-volunteered-services-that-i-dont-offer/660162 "2013-06-04T23:20:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-volunteered-services-that-i-dont-offer/660162/41 "2013-06-07T17:04:22Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Fair question. I **hate** using the phone, yet it is a necessity. My hate involves my hearing loss, poor signal quality due to rural location, my personality (or lack thereof), plus a profession that leads to many people seeking advice.

So…what profession is that? I promise I won’t ask you advice. Can’t speak for these other rubes though 😃

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-volunteered-services-that-i-dont-offer/660162/42 "2013-06-08T11:28:19Z")

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> [@Gary\_Kumquat](#):
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> She’s safe in the knowledge that I’d be loathe to have an affair on the grounds that I’ve got little enough time to go biking or play hockey as it is.

See, I’d find a way to squeeze it in. ☹

> [@YogSosoth](#):
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> So…what profession is that? I promise I won’t ask you advice. Can’t speak for these other rubes though 😃

Of course if I told you I’d have to kill you.😃

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