Ducks are reasonably free if you have a shotgun and the proper license. 
Be careful what you pay for a duck. There are a lot of cheaters out there and you don’t want to get swandled.
you quack me up.
If you are in Canada, I think you need at least a pocketful of loons to buy a duck.
That’s three strikes
Yer OUT!
this thread is about ducks, not bats
I am a duck bent on self-preservationumanum.
How do you sell a duck to deaf person?
[SIZE=“7”]DO YOU WANT TO BUY A DUCK?[/SIZE]
and once that’s figured out there’s still the whole problem of duck butter
You don’t get down off an elephant. You get down off a duck.
Silly.
But if the elephant had just been stumbling through a parka factory, you might be facing just such a situation, in which case I would recommend a vacuum cleaner.
And the kid said: I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, a fucked-up duck and twenty dollars.
Whya no chicken?
What the Duck?
it seems to be an ongoing harlequin romance
a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and a twenty dollar bill for a fucked up duck
The version I heard required replacement of the ducks bill, at a cost of $20, after a car ran over the poor beast’s beak. The plot’s got holes, but it’s good enough for 5th grade.
Scots brogue "We’ve got elephant doon, tha’ll make a huge bloody coat! end
Guy in trench coat, to Ziggy: “You wanna buy a duck?”
Ziggy, walking away with the duck: “I’ve always been a sucker for a smooth sales pitch.”
Hoping this was a link for a DUKW for sale:
Brian