You wanna know how to watch that DVD? Shove it up your widescreen ass.

Or ‘Death Becomes Her’.

:mad:

I hate fullscreen because when it goes to close ups, it looks like everyone has the Giant Nose That Will Not Be Denied on my TV.

I really enjoyd the DVD extras on Down With Love. Maybe even more than the movie! (And I loved the movie) How about you?

God - I detest geeks with every fiber of my being. YOU’RE RENTING A FUCKING MOVIE FOR FUCK’S SAKE, not going to the Louvre.

The one that really slayed me was the guy in the other thread who bitched that Pan & Scan destroyed the artistic integrity of Ghostbusters.

GHOSTBUSTERS? **GHOSTBUSTERS!!!**GHOST-FUCKING-BUSTERS? You can project that that on my hairy ass, and it is what it is.

Don’t get me wrong; I enjoyed the line “Dickless here shut off the grid”, as much as the next guy, but c’mon.

Makes me want to start watching movies taller than they are wide, just to piss you nerds off.

Wow, I’ve never seen anyone get this upset about DVDs before, and I’m friends with the kind of people who get REALLY passonate about things like region coding.

Philster, maybe you should go outside. Unless I’m terribly mistaken, international law requires everything to be sunny and warm and covered with flowers and singing birdies and fluffy li’l bunnies this time of year.

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Better yet, I think I’ll just start posting like this. :wink:


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Sorry I slept through part of that post, now, you were doing something with your hands in that dark movie theater, and someone screamed THE HORROR!?

Paul Reubens is that you?

Warning: Quote was Panned and Scanned by Binarydrone

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I kid!

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Ahh! Nothing like getting off the smart-ass post milliseconds earlier.

Shut up! Shut up! Mine was smart-asser.

I’d give you the finger but one’s pushing up my taped glasses and the other’s on the D key.

After the Full Frame annoyance, I went out and bought the Widescreen edition.

Here’s To Love.

:smiley:

Great movie which lovingly lampoons the Rock Hudson/Doris Day movies.

And you can’t go wrong with Ewan MacGregor in a towel doing the bossa nova.

DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

It is so pathetic to see people voice the same bullshit we had to deal with in high school. These are the losers who compensate for their tiny non-functional dicks with red sports cars and trophy wives 20 years younger than they are.

Cut off your nose to spite your face and watch the movie any way you fucking want.

Some of us prefer another way. Suck it up and move on.

Just want to say, Binary, that was a pretty funny response. :slight_smile:

Juanita, yours was funny too, but you get a mixed review for the stale “snip you ain’t missin much” comment. Other than that, I was laughing.

Ooh, Mockingbird gets the booby prize - Way. Too. Serious. Really took that “nerd” comment to heart. Having flashbacks from high school? :wink:

Maybe the labeling makes it hard to do this. Read much?

Please point out to me the place where I did so. I specifically noted in a response to CanvasShoes that my rant (which, I must point out, was both funnier and easier to read than yours) was not directed at those who did not know the difference or actually had a preference. It was directed specifically at those who (a) understand the difference and (b) offer the rationale of “widescreen movies cheat me out of my TV.”

BTW, my tiny dick functions quite nicely, thank you. :wink: When do I get that trophy wife? Sign me up.

Nope.

Your response is more sophomoric bullshit which is intended to incense and offend so you can put people down for taking things too seriously and being too sensitive.

To call you a child is an insult to children everywhere.

Your bridge is somewhere, why don’t you return to it.

This thread rules. Special shout out to Philster, for making me almost choke on my sandwich.