# You want anything? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 13, 2004, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144 "2004-06-13T17:35:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@sofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sofia)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/1 "2004-06-13T17:35:21Z")
Good grief, it’s quiet around here… well, I’m off to the store. I’ll pick up stuff to make some french bread sandwiches and maybe a good salad… anybody want me to pick up anything else while I’m there? \*a loaf of bread a stick of butter… ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/2 "2004-06-13T17:41:07Z")
A bakewell tart would be nice. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/3 "2004-06-13T17:47:32Z")
Yeah, I still need bleach, lye, the 55 gallon drum…hell, everything from [the last shopping trip](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=259420)…c’mon, people! This evidence isn’t going to destroy itself, ya know! ---
**Author:** ![ColonelDax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@ColonelDax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColonelDax)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/4 "2004-06-13T17:52:37Z")
Jaffa Cakes. Mmmmmm. In the tube, please, not the smaller box. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/5 "2004-06-13T18:36:40Z")
a packet of trojans some blank dvds a smalll monkey a wife, apparently if i get this shes divorcing me ill have a replacement ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/6 "2004-06-13T18:37:12Z")
If you could get me a chainsaw, several rolls of duct tape, 50 ft of washing line, a set of good kitchen knives and a nice wipe clean apron, I’d be most grateful. Oh, and if you happen to spot any old vans going cheap, one of those too. ---
**Author:** ![sofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@sofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sofia)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/7 "2004-06-13T18:41:12Z")
> [@BigDaiv](#): > > a packet of trojans > some blank dvds > a smalll monkey > a wife, apparently if i get this shes divorcing me ill have a replacement by “this,” to which item are you referring? or do you mean all of them? if mr. sofia came home with trojans, dvds and a monkey…i’d be a little suspicious as well. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/8 "2004-06-13T20:26:24Z")
…and a quart of milk. ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/9 "2004-06-13T20:28:07Z")
The Moon On A Stick ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/10 "2004-06-13T20:33:07Z")
Oh good…glad somebody’s going to the store. I’ve put it off all day. If you don’t mind could you please get: A bag of frozen french fries. (Ore-Ida, preferably…just not the store brand.) Family size. Some worcestershire sauce. Pack of Marlboro Mediums. We’re grilling out (as usual) and forgot a side dish and the only thing I’ll put on a burger or steak. Well, the cigs aren’t as important, but I’m nearly out. Thanks!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/11 "2004-06-13T20:50:01Z")
A hard-boiled egg. **honk** Make that two hard-boiled eggs. ---
**Author:** ![MacSpon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@MacSpon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacSpon)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/12 "2004-06-13T20:52:19Z")
A whole roast ox, please. (I’m a little peckish.) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/13 "2004-06-13T21:15:12Z")
I could use some chicken thighs so I can make some curry out of the sauce [Shayna and Spiny Norman](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=261206) sent me. Oh – And it’s probably out of your way --But could you swing my the Robinson factory and pick me up a new helicopter. I’d be ever so grateful! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/14 "2004-06-13T21:18:17Z")
Points to **dwyr**! I need a new tube of toothpaste, if you get a chance. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/15 "2004-06-13T21:29:46Z")
I need some Preparation H, Blue Star ointment, and some anti-fungal cream. It’s not for me, though, really. It’s for a, uh, a friend. Or something. Yeah, it’s definitely not for me though. And if you happen to come across one of those self enema kits, that would come in handy to. Again, not for me. Really. ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/16 "2004-06-13T21:30:26Z")
I need some fresh Garlic, and if it’s not too much trouble a couple of disposable aluminum pans. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/17 "2004-06-13T21:33:19Z")
> [@sofia](#): > > \*a loaf of bread > a stick of butter… a container of milk. I remembered! I remembered! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/18 "2004-06-13T22:12:44Z")
Well, shoot, I just _went_ to the store. Why didn’t you guys tell me you needed anything? Gas doesn’t grow on trees, if you hadn’t noticed. ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/19 "2004-06-13T22:17:29Z")
Would you mind picking up some Ben & Jerry’s “Cherry Garica” please and if they don’t have that, then some “Chunky Monkey” will work just fine. _hands over a 10_ Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144/20 "2004-06-13T22:25:04Z")
Can you pick me up some bottles of Belgian ale. Just about any type, prefer blonde. And a lemon. And some kind of sweetened breakfast cereal. There’s a twenty on the nightstand. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-anything/250144.md?page=2)