# You want Fries with that? Stripper Fast Food Drive Through **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2020, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182 "2020-05-05T14:59:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/1 "2020-05-05T14:59:26Z")
> **[Drive-Thru Strip Club Serves Up Sexy (And Safe) Solution For Coronavirus Blues](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/drive-thru-strip-club-coronavirus_n_5eac4c0ec5b624b39692963d)** > > Lucky Devil Lounge in Oregon has come up with yet another innovative, fun and sexy idea to keep income — and customers — coming during the pandemic. **Lucky Devil Lounge in Oregon has come up with yet another innovative, fun and sexy idea to keep income — and customers — coming during the pandemic.** > [@](#): > > Shon Boulden shouldn’t be all that busy these days. He owns two strip clubs in Portland, Oregon, both of which were deemed “nonessential” in March, along with many other businesses in the state, and were ordered to close due to the spread of COVID-19. > > But when HuffPost spoke to him late last week, he was working overtime to juggle media requests and prepare for another weekend of “Drive Thru Food 2 Go-Go,” a drive-thru version of his club Lucky Devil Lounge that he recently launched ― to lines around the block. > > Boulden, his clubs and its employees first made headlines (including on this website) in March when, as a way to stay open and continue to bring in income during the government-mandated shelter-in-place order, dancers from the clubs began working as delivery people, with security guards serving as drivers. Many orders and one cease-and-desist letter from Uber later (“Boober Eats” was the service’s original name), they’ve now come up with an even more … revved up tactic to keep business booming. Love the logo for “Lucky Devil Eats” ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/2 "2020-05-05T15:25:19Z")
“Hey Lady! If you are giving away those puppies, can I have the one with the pink nose?” ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/3 "2020-05-05T16:23:49Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > [Drive-Thru Strip Club Serves Up Sexy (And Safe) Solution For Coronavirus Blues | HuffPost HuffPost Personal](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/drive-thru-strip-club-coronavirus_n_5eac4c0ec5b624b39692963d) > > Lucky Devil Lounge in Oregon has come up with yet another innovative, fun and sexy idea **to keep income — and customers — coming** during the pandemic. :dubious:😛 ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/4 "2020-05-05T16:36:29Z")
I was really hoping that we would finally see the end of these businesses for once and for all. One of Portland’s biggest shames is the sex trafficking that goes largely unabated. While not all of these women are forced into this life, there are a lot of underage girls who are. ---
**Author:** ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/5 "2020-05-05T16:39:12Z")
Could these threads have a MEN ONLY subtitle? Because they are fucking repulsive. I never was known for politeness but the corona-assholes have made me stabby 100% of the time now. ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/6 "2020-05-05T18:26:54Z")
A pimp’s got to make a living. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/7 "2020-05-05T21:12:28Z")
> [@Ulfreida](#): > > Could these threads have a MEN ONLY subtitle? Because they are fucking repulsive. > > I never was known for politeness but the corona-assholes have made me stabby 100% of the time now. “_ **Stripper** _ fast food” is right in the title. I’m afraid it looks like you opened the thread _intending_ to be offended, while I opened it _expecting_ to be grossed out. There’s a difference, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/8 "2020-05-05T21:18:56Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > “_ **Stripper** _ fast food” is right in the title. I’m afraid it looks like you opened the thread _intending_ to be offended, while I opened it _expecting_ to be grossed out. There’s a difference, I think. I’m not offended by strippers serving burgers, I’m offended by the hubba hubba jokes about breasts. I vaguely remember long long long threads about misogyny in the Dope and some vows to do better. But I guess I dreamt it. ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/9 "2020-05-05T21:40:00Z")
> [@Ulfreida](#): > > I’m not offended by strippers serving burgers, I’m offended by the hubba hubba jokes about breasts. > > I vaguely remember long long long threads about misogyny in the Dope and some vows to do better. But I guess I dreamt it. I’m pretty sure **VOW** , is a woman. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/10 "2020-05-05T21:52:02Z")
And here comes the PC Patrol, right on schedule. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/11 "2020-05-06T03:29:31Z")
Article is worth clicking just for the sight of strippers wearing PPE masks. For some reason, I find that hilarious - it’s probably doubling the amount of fabric they wear. Good for the owner, for finding a creative way around the quarantine restrictions (in a safe, sane way - the girls use one of those long grabby thingies to snag tips) and for getting his staff working again, along with another local company that got paid to build the tent and stage setups for them. Don’t forget that this re-employs security guys and the D.J. plus whatever food service they use. Helps spread a bit of money around locally. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/12 "2020-05-06T03:47:19Z")
> [@Omar\_Little](#): > > I’m pretty sure **VOW** , is a woman. Last time I checked, I was. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/13 "2020-05-06T03:56:54Z")
I really don’t see anything sexy in poll dancing but there’s a part me me that would want to go there and order a happy meal. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/14 "2020-05-06T03:57:20Z")
> [@VOW](#): > > Last time I checked, I was. > ~VOW How long ago was that? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/15 "2020-05-06T12:17:23Z")
> [@Magiver](#): > > I really don’t see anything sexy in poll dancing but there’s a part me me that would want to go there and order a happy meal. “So, who do you think will win the election?” she asked, slinking around in her oh-so-brief face mask. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/16 "2020-05-06T13:02:48Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > How long ago was that? Well, I just went tinkle, and by golly, I had to sit to do that! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Xema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de053/32.png) [@Xema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xema)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/17 "2020-05-06T14:23:32Z")
> [@Magiver](#): > > I really don’t see anything sexy in poll dancing but there’s a part me me that would want to go there and order a happy meal. I think you’ve stumbled on an effective way to increase voter turnout. ---
**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/18 "2020-05-06T16:11:36Z")
> [@Xema](#): > > I think you’ve stumbled on an effective way to increase voter turnout. Probably just end of with a bunch of people from Warsaw. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/19 "2020-05-06T18:02:24Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > And here comes the PC Patrol, right on schedule. Perhaps you’d feel differently if it was your daughter. Sex trafficking is a serious problem here, particularly in the immigrant communities, although I’d guess that a strip club is probably the high end of that trade. All that aside, I never understood the allure, even when I was in my 20s. I went once, and it just seemed pointless. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-fries-with-that-stripper-fast-food-drive-through/853182/20 "2020-05-06T22:36:12Z")
> [@VOW](#): > > Well, I just went tinkle, and by golly, I had to sit to do that! > ~VOW I have to sit to tinkle too, because my doctor told me not to lift anything heavy.