# You want my boobs? You can have them! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 26, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429 "2003-06-26T02:11:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/21 "2003-06-26T03:31:12Z")
I offer you all my sympathies. My boobs are a perfect fit, although a bit hairy. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/22 "2003-06-26T03:31:32Z")
I understand that jogging or other physical activities get to be a real hardship. My wife’s are small, and I like em that way. Now that she’s pregant they’re big (Is there a boob fairy that comes to pregnant women in the fourth month?) and that’s ok, too. Good luck with the reduction. ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/23 "2003-06-26T03:34:22Z")
**Mama Tiger** –ROTFLMAO–‘two fried eggs’…that’s funny. I’ve never heard a flat-chested woman refer to her boobs as t hat but it cracks me up all the same. In the morning I think I’ll call the insurance and see what they say.🙂 IDBB ---
**Author:** ![Daerlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Daerlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daerlyn)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/24 "2003-06-26T03:35:31Z")
**IDBB** : I am all over that! If I could go down a cup or two . . . ah, to be able to wear halter tops without feeling like I was sloshing out the sides! ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/25 "2003-06-26T03:38:12Z")
**Daerlyn** –Me too! I have one little camisole top that I looove that I bought on sale around Easter time but refuse to wear outside the house because of the huge cleavage issues I have with it. I love the top, I just don’t want everybody to see THAT much cleavage on me.🙂 IDBB ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/26 "2003-06-26T03:40:16Z")
[Beavis and Butthead] Butthead: If I had boobs like that, I’d never leave the house. Beavis: If I had boobs like that, I’d leave the house to get a mirror, so I could look at my boobs. [/BnB] ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/27 "2003-06-26T03:48:56Z")
Ok now you owe me a new keyboard, mister!😃 I saw that and sprayed milk from my cereal all over the desk.😃 IDBB ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/28 "2003-06-26T03:50:55Z")
All these damn fine Dope chicks, and nobody to help them. Tsk tsk. . . :: d&r :: Tripler It’s a serious problem. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/29 "2003-06-26T03:59:53Z")
Hey **IDBB** , a D cup really isn’t that big of a deal. If I were you, I’d just deal. I know I’ve been dealing just fine. Sure bra shopping is pure damn hell, but ehh, you might regret a reduction afterwards, especially if you’re a big girl. (Didn’t you say you were a big girl in some other thread somewhere?) You might be better off with D cup boobies to fit your frame. Then again, whatever makes you feel better is the best choice. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/30 "2003-06-26T04:07:43Z")
I was just in North Texas earlier today. I could have stopped by to make a professional decision about whether your boobs should be reduced or not. Oh well. At least I took some [pictures illustrating the armpittedness of the place](http://www.cyburbia.org/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=4621&password=&sort=1&cat=504&page=1). ---
**Author:** ![herownself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8baadc/32.png) [@herownself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/herownself)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/31 "2003-06-26T04:10:31Z")
After I have babies, I am going to have mine reduced. I’m a DD already, and I’m scared, literally, to think what it will be like when I’m pregnant and breastfeeding. I’m told that the surgery doesn’t interfere with the ability to breastfeed, but I’d rather not take a chance on complications. Also, that way they’ll be all nice and perky again, after they get used! ---
**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/32 "2003-06-26T04:16:42Z")
[quote] Or when my scanner gets working again [quote] Whatever you do, don’t xerox your boobage. It just looks gross. ---
**Author:** ![BadBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@BadBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BadBaby)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/33 "2003-06-26T04:22:11Z")
Hmmm… I’m the same cup size and my back doesn’t hurt. Well, let me say it doesn’t hurt anymore. A year ago when I was the biggest couch potato this planet ever saw I had an ouchy back all the time. Now that I’ve gotten off my behind and started walking and thrown in some yoga for good measure, all is fine. You might want to do a search for exercises that’ll strengthen your back muscles. It can’t hurt, even if a reduction is still the way you go, ultimately. ---
**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/34 "2003-06-26T04:27:08Z")
I know someone who had a boob reduction at 20 or 21. Her breasts were so big that she couldn’t find bras in her size and she was always paranoid that people were staring at her breasts. After she had them reduced, she was talking to a friend at Uni about her boob job, and her friend said “Oh! It _that_ why they’re so big?!” Oops. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/35 "2003-06-26T04:42:44Z")
I’m a D-cup, and I’ve never had back problems. Well, except for that one time when I pulled a muscle in my back, but that was 'cause I fell weird. I like my boobs. They’re nice and proportional, but ever so comfy. Except that I can’t go on those lying down coasters, like that one they replaced my favorite coaster with at Great America. I’m not putting 4 or 5 Gs on the girls. Uh-uh. No way. ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/36 "2003-06-26T05:02:05Z")
[big nose guy in Roxanne] The Lord giveth…and he just kept ON giving didn’t he?[/ bngiR] I do walk for exercise (which is all I can really do because of knee problems) and I do some light yoga…so it’s not like I don’t exercise. **Mean Old Lady** –I’m a size 14-16(depending on where I buy my clothes). So no…I"m not a little girl, you’re right. **Angel** –I rode the new Superman Tower of Power at Six Flags over Texas in Arlington a week and a half ago and I was SORRY after putting that much pressure on the girls. Oy was I sore after that. IDBB ---
**Author:** ![Quantum\_Butterfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e79b87/32.png) [@Quantum\_Butterfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quantum_Butterfly)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/37 "2003-06-26T05:35:34Z")
> [@](#): > > _Posted by Muad’Dib_ > What we would do > if we actually did take IDBB’s breasts. OMG, that is SO funny! 😃 Except that I see the beginning of a manga addiction looming on the horizon… I feel for all of you who have excessive cleavage. I’m just a C cup and I have envied my sister’s A chest on occasion. (Note to self: Never, NEVER run without a bra on! Owwwww.) I can’t imagine what a D or DD would be like! ---
**Author:** ![bluforever1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@bluforever1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluforever1)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/38 "2003-06-26T06:07:50Z")
Amen sister. I’m 17 and am in a D cup. They’re just gonna keep growing and get even bigger when I decide to have children. Mine are getting reduced some day–guarenteed. Brittany ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/39 "2003-06-26T12:31:52Z")
I’m 31, a 34FF (US sizing) and am waiting for the day I can get a reduction. Bras are nearly impossible to find, clothes that fit right even harder… and I won’t even get into the pain. Unfortunatly I am covered by the worst insurance ever so they won’t pay for me to have a reduction. Just wanted to say I hear ya, and feel your pain. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-my-boobs-you-can-have-them/184429/40 "2003-06-26T12:43:51Z")
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