# You want to snort some (whispers) chocolate **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 11, 2017, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-to-snort-some-whispers-chocolate/791013 "2017-07-11T16:45:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-to-snort-some-whispers-chocolate/791013/1 "2017-07-11T16:45:22Z")
Apparently the newest craze is [Snorting Chocolate](http://bigthink.com/robby-berman/welcome-to-snorting-chocolate) > [@](#): > > The source of the buzz about the new buzz is one Nick Anderson, CEO and founder of Legal Lean, who’s pushing Coco Loco, the can of the “Infused raw cacao with a special energy blend” he whips up in Orlando, FL. So, why not snort some chocolate today? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-to-snort-some-whispers-chocolate/791013/2 "2017-07-11T18:33:28Z")
I’ve never snorted chocolate, but I have, on dares, inhaled cinnamon, Taco Bell Green sauce, and rock salt. Not together. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-to-snort-some-whispers-chocolate/791013/3 "2017-07-11T19:21:40Z")
Senator Schumer has decided to devote government attention to this for some reason: [Fun-hating Senator Chuck Schumer wants the FDA to look into “snortable chocolate”](https://www.google.com/amp/www.avclub.com/amp/257906) 100 [del]bucks[/del] grams says this is the next bath salts, jenkem, etc. that people aren’t really doing but others decided we need to freak out over. ---
**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-to-snort-some-whispers-chocolate/791013/4 "2017-07-11T19:28:19Z")
Charlie and the Chocolate Olfactory. Come with me and you’ll be in a world of pure inhalation. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-to-snort-some-whispers-chocolate/791013/5 "2017-07-11T19:53:42Z")
One of Penn Jillette’s podcast covered this last year. He tried it which was unusual in the fact that he’s never done alcohol or recreational drugs. I guess the lure of chocolate exceeded his boundaries. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-to-snort-some-whispers-chocolate/791013/6 "2017-07-11T20:04:24Z")
I’m afraid to mention this to Pepper Mill – she’d do it. Especially if you don’t gain calories from it. I can see it now – —Chocolate Snorters are derisively called “brown-nosers” by more serious druggies – Addicts standing on street corners selling brown paper bags filled with powdered carob cut with Fun Dip to support their own habits –Connoiseurs who won’t touch Nestles or Hershey’s snorting their private stock of Godiva and Ghirardelli ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-to-snort-some-whispers-chocolate/791013/7 "2017-07-11T21:13:27Z")
I don’t get it. I eat chocolate because I like the taste of chocolate. Why would I be inclined to snort it? ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-to-snort-some-whispers-chocolate/791013/8 "2017-07-11T22:16:39Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > I don’t get it. I eat chocolate because I like the taste of chocolate. Why would I be inclined to snort it? Maybe if someone in denial just likes the way chocolate smells? [Old Joke] I don’t use cocaine, I just like the way it smells [/Old Joke] ---
**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-to-snort-some-whispers-chocolate/791013/9 "2017-07-11T23:17:11Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > I don’t get it. I eat chocolate because I like the taste of chocolate. Why would I be inclined to snort it? you’re coocoo for coco puffs? ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-to-snort-some-whispers-chocolate/791013/10 "2017-07-12T01:37:21Z")
[Here’s another option](https://www.amazon.com/Four-Sigmatic-Organic-Mushroom-Relieve/dp/B00UI10SNU) (especially good if they use **those** kinds of 'shrooms).