# "You want woofers?" --what skit?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-woofers-what-skit/274535>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 13, 2004, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-woofers-what-skit/274535 "2004-11-13T05:11:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Helena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c68b51/32.png) [@Helena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-woofers-what-skit/274535/1 "2004-11-13T05:11:07Z")

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My husband was telling me about a dimly-recalled skit where someone is trying to buy a stereo but knows absolutely nothing about them. He thought it might be Monty Python, but we can’t find it. I said somebody here would know. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Johnny\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Angel)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-woofers-what-skit/274535/2 "2004-11-13T05:44:26Z")

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There was a Mr. Show sketch in which a guy offers deals on speakers, and it turns out that he just takes the customers to a prefectly ordinary electronics shop. He later takes them to his mom’s house to hook them up with some potatoes, mashed.

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**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-woofers-what-skit/274535/3 "2004-11-13T11:59:25Z")

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We don’t have any _gram-o-phones_ here grandad!

It’s by _Not the Nine O’Clock News_. It’s on the Hedgehog Sandwich LP.

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**Author:** ![rackensack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@rackensack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rackensack)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-woofers-what-skit/274535/4 "2004-11-14T04:04:07Z")

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“Do you want a bag on your head?”

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**Author:** ![Helena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c68b51/32.png) [@Helena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-woofers-what-skit/274535/5 "2004-11-14T05:52:13Z")

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Thanks much!

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**Author:** ![owlstretchingtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/958977/32.png) [@owlstretchingtime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlstretchingtime)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-want-woofers-what-skit/274535/6 "2004-11-14T11:37:09Z")

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Mayonnaise?