# You were just given $500...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 5, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795 "2014-11-05T19:38:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gus\_Gusterson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85f322/32.png) [@Gus\_Gusterson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gus_Gusterson)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/81 "2014-11-06T17:30:33Z")

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This actually happened to me this year. I was given a $500 Visa card at work for hitting a years of service milestone. I could have spent it on groceries but that wasn’t the intent of the gift and I felt like I would be cheating myself if I did that. I bought an iPad Mini and the outrageously overpriced Smart Case to house it. We have no real need for an iPad (does anyone?) so I was never willing to spend my own money on one.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/82 "2014-11-06T17:37:35Z")

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WooLee Winder + 3 spare bobbins, Fricke jumbo plying flier and one extra bobbin. Total $499, but I’m sure I’ll pass $500 with shipping. 😃

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**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/83 "2014-11-06T17:38:42Z")

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One ticket to [Next](http://www.eater.com/2014/8/25/6166197/dinner-for-two-at-next-will-cost-over-1000). I’ll buy another one for my wife so I don’t have to eat alone.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/84 "2014-11-06T17:54:30Z")

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Banjo.

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**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/85 "2014-11-06T18:10:23Z")

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I’d buy a cart full of exactly what groceries I wanted, including whatever cuts of meat, fish and cheese I want. I’d buy the bread I like best regardless of whether it’s on sale or I have a coupon. I’d throw a bunch of flowers in the cart. I might decide that the groceries are for a dinner party.  
Or I’d have my bedroom professionally painted.

Or I’d take mandolin lessons. The last time I had money enough to spend on something just for me I bought a mandolin. There are a lot of free how-to videos online, but I think regular lessons would help me pick up skills in a sensible order.

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/86 "2014-11-06T18:15:09Z")

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> [@flatlined](#):
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> Why waste your perfectly good book money on bookcases? Books stack very well. 🙂

Not when you have 6,000. Many 60 yer old sf magazines.

I was at a Con where they showed a movie made by a fan in Australia, set in a bookstore. Some of the books were stacked. The audience booed.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/87 "2014-11-06T18:19:30Z")

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New computer, smartphone, or tablet; not sure which.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/88 "2014-11-06T18:35:28Z")

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I think that’ll get me Lasik in one eye, does that count?

If not, a years’ supply of contact lenses.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/89 "2014-11-06T18:37:47Z")

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$500 worth of ammo.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/90 "2014-11-06T19:26:59Z")

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I want a new tablet. Mine works pretty ok except for a few issues. All of which I could deal with except the little charger port is dying, and has slowly ceased to work with any charger.

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**Author:** ![Pabitel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@Pabitel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pabitel)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/91 "2014-11-06T19:53:21Z")

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Mucken big portable data storage. As many TB as I could get for the money.

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**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/92 "2014-11-06T20:08:13Z")

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> [@F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](#):
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> New camera lens.

You might fall a bit short. [You do want 2.8 glass, right?](http://www.nikonusa.com/en/Nikon-Products/Product/Camera-Lenses/AF-S-NIKKOR-400mm-f%252F2.8E-FL-ED-VR.html)

> [@Scumpup](#):
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> $500 worth of ammo.

[This should just about do it…](http://simage1.sportsmansguide.com/adimgs/l/9/95054_ts.jpg)

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/93 "2014-11-06T20:26:06Z")

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Roomba.

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**Author:** ![Bouncer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9d8465/32.png) [@Bouncer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bouncer)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/94 "2014-11-06T20:26:32Z")

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> [@blondebear](#):
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> OPPO BDP-103 Universal Disc Player

Great, now I have my next tech obsession. /shakes fist at pale ursidae

Regards,  
-Bouncer-  
ps: I am trying to save up for a gently used Patek Phillipe. YOU ARE NOT HELP Mr. BEAR PERSON!!!

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**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/95 "2014-11-06T20:38:05Z")

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[Singtrix](http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JBJ2HNO/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=29QX16SUMX3U2&coliid=IZK722CH882T1)Party Bundle Limited Edition Home Karaoke System. and songs I guess.

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**Author:** ![Teacake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Teacake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teacake)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/96 "2014-11-06T21:45:25Z")

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If I was being practical, I’d get someone in to deal with the mildew the landlord won’t take care of. But I wouldn’t be practical. I’ve been wanting a really nice suit for a while, and fell in lust with the designs and fabrics of the tailor who took in my evening coat earlier this year. So I would use my £310 as the deposit on my three-piece.

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**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/97 "2014-11-07T00:05:37Z")

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Art supplies (you wouldn’t believe how expensive some paints can be–you wind up thinking “Do I get that tube of paint or do I have to eat this week?”). Also birdfood and plants for the backyard, which I’m trying to turn into a mini nature sanctuary.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/98 "2014-11-07T00:23:37Z")

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Clothes probably.

I’d also like what a poster upthread mentioned, a well stocked liquor cabinet, minus the cabinet.

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**Author:** ![Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emtar_KronJonDerSohn)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/99 "2014-11-07T00:34:25Z")

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Well, since I can’t fight the hypothetical I’ll stealth brag. I’m so awesome!

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/100 "2014-11-07T02:52:56Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> Clothes probably.
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> I’d also like what a poster upthread mentioned, a well stocked liquor cabinet, minus the cabinet.

I don’t know how I could possibly have forgotten chocolate. There is a chocolate shop, with wonderful hand dipped candy, here in town. Buy a big platter of their best truffles, plus a few other goodies, a bottle of champagne, and I’m set.

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