# You were just given $500...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 5, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795 "2014-11-05T19:38:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![LH75](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lh75/32/4438_2.png) [@LH75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LH75)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/121 "2014-11-17T16:38:56Z")

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I would buy a nice pair of boots too.

Probably have to special order them to fit my short, wide feet.

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/122 "2014-11-17T17:32:52Z")

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Yarn and ammo.

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**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/123 "2014-11-17T17:54:51Z")

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> [@Rhiannon8404](#):
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> Yarn and ammo.

[you may like this yarn](http://farm9.static.flickr.com/8404/8692490717_f05b16cd88_m.jpg) 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/124 "2014-11-17T18:09:27Z")

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I’d get five hundred $1 hooker bots.

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/125 "2014-11-17T19:15:26Z")

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I’d upgrade to a better class of hooker. Mid-Grade or I would think about ponying up another $500 out of pocket and get a high class ho. 😃

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/126 "2014-11-17T19:19:39Z")

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> [@Enginerd](#):
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> Banjo.

So I went ahead and got this one on my own, and have been enjoying it. I am assured, though, that (if I keep enjoying it at the rate I have been) I will need your $500 for a divorce lawyer. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-were-just-given-500/703795/127 "2014-11-17T20:56:35Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> Lego, either the Death Star or Mindstorms kits.

What a waste! The Death Star kit looks dinky to me. Now, the big Star Destroyer kit on the other hand… _slobber_

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