# You won't be raped tonight...you're fucking welcome, bitch. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 1, 2013, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-wont-be-raped-tonight-youre-fucking-welcome-bitch/659845 "2013-06-01T06:05:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 49
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-wont-be-raped-tonight-youre-fucking-welcome-bitch/659845/49 "2013-06-01T16:34:00Z")
> [@How can the speed of light be 38 MPH??!!!???](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-the-speed-of-light-be-38-mph/5392/16): > > My wife was upset that I might get myself hurt. When she realized I wasn’t doing it to stroke my male ego, but instead to help someone avoid danger, she reversed It’s possible you might have averted her conception that you were acting through male pride by avoiding a douchebag-sounding statement like “I have to play the male role now.” --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-wont-be-raped-tonight-youre-fucking-welcome-bitch/659845)._