# You! Yes, you, you psychotic hosebeast! You're FIRED!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-yes-you-you-psychotic-hosebeast-youre-fired/337631>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 29, 2005, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-yes-you-you-psychotic-hosebeast-youre-fired/337631 "2005-12-29T21:24:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-yes-you-you-psychotic-hosebeast-youre-fired/337631/381 "2006-01-07T14:52:24Z")

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> [@featherlou](#):
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> Maybe we should start a thread where we all tell each other their irritating posting habits. That should go well, eh? 😃

That would leave out those of us who don’t have any {fffffaaaarrrrrttttttt}…wouldn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-yes-you-you-psychotic-hosebeast-youre-fired/337631/382 "2006-01-07T15:11:13Z")

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> [@cosmosdan](#):
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> That would leave out those of us who don’t have any {fffffaaaarrrrrttttttt}…wouldn’t it?

Well, yeah, {scratches ass, sniffs fingers}, but I wasn’t worried, since I have absolutely no irritating habits and have never in my life irritated anyone.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-yes-you-you-psychotic-hosebeast-youre-fired/337631/383 "2006-01-07T15:18:04Z")

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Well, except that one time.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-yes-you-you-psychotic-hosebeast-youre-fired/337631/384 "2006-01-07T18:14:34Z")

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This thread has really gone on two weird tangents now. What’s next?

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-yes-you-you-psychotic-hosebeast-youre-fired/337631/385 "2006-01-07T18:25:52Z")

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Eurgh. Good question. I think we’re pretty much done and and just hanging around chit chatting. Sort of like the end of a really good party. You know it’s done, but you don’t really want it to be over.  
_sigh_. Ah, well. It’s dead, Jim. If some kind mod would do the honors?

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-yes-you-you-psychotic-hosebeast-youre-fired/337631/386 "2006-01-07T18:31:22Z")

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> [@Maureen](#):
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> Eurgh. Good question. I think we’re pretty much done and and just hanging around chit chatting. Sort of like the end of a really good party. You know it’s done, but you don’t really want it to be over.  
> _sigh_. Ah, well. It’s dead, Jim. If some kind mod would do the honors?

There, there. I’m sure the thread is going to a better place.  
KABLAM!

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