# You'll flip your flippin lid! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 25, 2003, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843 "2003-07-25T11:53:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/1 "2003-07-25T11:53:50Z")
Or at least I hope you will. The porpoise of this thread is to illicit an angry response from the SDMB members who click on it. So when you click and see it’s all just an experiment don’t forget to vent some anger. You will feel better for it. I think that by placing some well suited words in this thread I can lay a net that will eventually lure most members here. Actually if you think there are any holes in this net feel free to add your own words that will bring in the unwary searcher. The Net - Homosexual speed light infinity anal blow head shit fart soiled penis cock clitoris vagina does size dark matter palm pilot democrat republican esprix star trek wars dune hulk bisexual lesbian hentai anime manga jewish arab catholic buffy kryptonite breasts tits Bush movies porn alien Cecil pigs orgasm comics opal audi batman simpsons math problem food recipes best worst masturbate music philosophy literature banned taboo incest bukkake spoilers would fantasy nutmeg banana bill hicks google leary writing novel bowels north south leno letterman left right dopers iraq radiation x-men chicken acid mushrooms drunk catherine horse airline peanuts whats with them racist blacks whites clones think tripitaka kill dentists lawyers geeks nerds windows microsoft broadband modem error correct spelling meaning your butt here nazi police punctuation games. By my reckoning, 87% of the board will find themselves in this thread at one point or another, so remember to post a reply to say how pissed of you are or just to widen the net a little. Thanx ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/2 "2003-07-25T11:58:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by smam \* > Or at least I hope you will. The porpoise of this thread is to illicit an angry response from the SDMB members who click on it. Sounds fishy to me. Do you think it’ll float ? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/3 "2003-07-25T12:00:14Z")
Gosh, if I were a Pavlovian dog, I’d be salivating already! But I’m not, so grow up, putz. And you forgot to mention Heinlein. ---
**Author:** ![Cerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3bc359/32.png) [@Cerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerri)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/4 "2003-07-25T12:00:29Z")
Might just be a red herring… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/5 "2003-07-25T12:06:40Z")
“purpose”, bubbala, “purpose”.;j ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/6 "2003-07-25T16:49:52Z")
Is it me, or were **Cecil** and I the only two Dopers listed by name? :eek: Esprix ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/7 "2003-07-25T16:56:22Z")
Do people who live under rocks float? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/8 "2003-07-25T16:57:17Z")
Nope. **Opal** ’s in there, too. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/9 "2003-07-25T16:58:25Z")
I, for one, am deeply offended that I was not listed with **Esprix** and **Cecil**. Also, Star Trek is better than Star Wars. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/10 "2003-07-25T17:07:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*Is it me, or were **Cecil** and I the only two Dopers listed by name? > > :eek: > > Esprix \*\* Is it retroactive? If it is, I think **Nutmeg Banana** would make a cool name. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/11 "2003-07-25T17:19:13Z")
I like **homosexual speed** myself. And **incest bukkake** would be interesting, too. As a screen name! As a screen name! Geez…you people… ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/12 "2003-07-25T17:19:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by smam \* > > Homosexual speed light infinity anal blow head shit fart soiled penis cock clitoris vagina does size dark matter palm pilot democrat republican esprix star trek wars dune hulk bisexual lesbian hentai anime manga jewish arab catholic buffy kryptonite breasts tits Bush movies porn alien Cecil pigs orgasm comics opal audi batman simpsons math problem food recipes best worst masturbate music philosophy literature banned taboo incest bukkake spoilers would fantasy nutmeg You had me until the netmeg. Then, because of a missed comma I got confused. Then I just quit reading. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/13 "2003-07-25T19:05:08Z")
That’s eight seconds of my life I’ll never get back. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/14 "2003-07-25T20:56:03Z")
Wow, I have flipped my lid. I will now be known as **Lucas With The Lid Off**. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/15 "2003-07-25T21:04:34Z")
Too long. For maximum interest “hook”, go with **Topless Lucas**. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/16 "2003-07-25T22:15:43Z")
Even though “food recipes” appears in there, I’m still declaring this thread to be a profound waste of bandwidth. As with this post. ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/17 "2003-07-25T22:24:48Z")
It lacks ‘obese’. ---
**Author:** ![Futile\_Gesture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f05b48/32.png) [@Futile\_Gesture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Futile_Gesture)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/18 "2003-07-25T23:25:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by smam \* > \*\*The porpoise of this thread is to illicit an angry response from the SDMB members who click on it. \*\* Umm, don’t we have a word for this? ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/19 "2003-07-26T00:33:23Z")
This libertarian thread needs a socialist abortion spam invasion. “Umm, don’t we have a word for this?” Cordial search engine based troll? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843/20 "2003-07-26T00:48:15Z")
You forgot “Underpants”. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-flip-your-flippin-lid/190843.md?page=2)