# You'll never believe what I just did!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 25, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766 "2000-07-25T13:37:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/21 "2000-07-25T18:50:40Z")

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_looks at Gunslinger and Tymp, smiling_  
Don’t worry boys, I’ll be REALLY careful with this hot drink. Uh…on second thought, maybe I better get something with ice to cool down. Whew!

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**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/22 "2000-07-25T19:07:20Z")

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Happy 500 Rachelle!!!

_stumbling around searching for the karaoke…can’t find it…so I’ll just take another drink_  
“I’ll have a White Russian”

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**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/23 "2000-07-25T19:16:42Z")

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Congrats Rachelle, and thanks for having another party, it’s just what I needed. 😉

Good to see things were going smoothly without me. Hey Wacky, I’ll join you in a quick minute, and nekkid too, right?

Struuter, thanks for the cleavage, this has the makings of a really good bash. _smooch_ Good to see ya’ baby. 🙂

Hey jj, you coming swimin’ right. No, it’s okay if you didn’t bring a swim-suit. 😛

(whew, this is a rough job I have, huh?)

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**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/24 "2000-07-25T19:18:39Z")

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CleanPool!CleanPool!CleanPool!CleanPool!CleanPool!CleanPool!  
CleanPool!CleanPool!CleanPool!CleanPool!CleanPool!CleanPool!  
CleanPool!..SMACK

Sorry.  
Pass me some chlorine please.  
Hmmmm…That’s all I could come up with.

Happy 500th

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/25 "2000-07-25T19:22:30Z")

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ChrisP,  
How YOU doin’?  
Good to see you too…and the more I see the better…ahem. I’m going to be good. Because I can see you’re busy.

Jimmy,  
With a username like yours, you don’t need to do any better.

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**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/26 "2000-07-25T19:29:47Z")

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struuter baby, I’m busy, but I’ve always got a minute for you…😉 What do you say we go join wacky ninja in the pool?

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/27 "2000-07-25T19:33:23Z")

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Mmmmmm. Thanks. But you go on ahead. What I had in mind will take longer than a minute.

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**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/28 "2000-07-25T19:33:50Z")

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Shanin, here’s your bloody mary. As for the naked men… there aren’t very many here right now. Maybe we need to break out the baby oil and the twister and get down to business. Maybe then more will show up.

Tymp, so sorry. Didn’t mean to reach that low!! Why don’t you dive in the pool and get that thing out of harms way!

Here’s your white russian jj. Enjoy!

Anybody up for a drinking game. Something fun that’ll tear us up!

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**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/29 "2000-07-25T20:23:24Z")

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Hey, Rachelle, all you need is me! Instant party game, just add water. Look kids, he’s safe and funny. It’s ChrisP!!!

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**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/30 "2000-07-25T20:31:30Z")

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::pouring a bucket of water over ChrisP’s head::

O.K. ChrisP… do your thing!

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/31 "2000-07-25T21:05:34Z")

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…bringing in truckload of powdered Jello and 2 cases of silly string…  
where can a fella get a pint of Guinness?

\<two warm hands…plenty of massage experience…no waiting\>

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/32 "2000-07-25T23:36:33Z")

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Even if I’m new here,  
I want to say Gratulerar= Congratulation,  
from me.🙂  
Do you have a beer for me?

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/33 "2000-07-25T23:43:32Z")

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Congrats Rachelle!

I brought Twister! I’ll set it up over here in the corner. Is there any Crown Royal at the bar? I take off a piece of clothing for every drink. It will only take 5 to get me down to nuthin. Beware.

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/34 "2000-07-26T02:23:46Z")

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_staggers in_

Geez… all these parties are gonna be the death of me…

_sees naked and scantily-clad women_

…but what a way to go!

Hey Rach: congrats _kiss_

I brought you a dream catcher as a present. A big one.

Where’s the bar, twister, hot tub, lovely lady who needs a massage? (not necessarily in that order)

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/35 "2000-07-26T08:18:58Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by jjjfishe \*  
> \*\*Happy 500 Rachelle!!!
> 
> _stumbling around searching for the karaoke…can’t find it…so I’ll just take another drink_  
> “I’ll have a White Russian”  
> \*\*

I’ll have **jjjfishe** 🙂

Oh, all right, I’ll have what she’s having.

Congrats, Rachelle!

And remember, easy ways to pad your post include:

Flirting

Talking about Sex

Replying to post party threads

Replying to birthday threads

Not making much sense

Err…not that I’m an expert in any of the above.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/36 "2000-07-26T13:07:51Z")

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Congrats, Rachelle!

Got a rita for me?

The drink, not a woman. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/37 "2000-07-26T13:59:29Z")

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Beagledave I have your Guiness right here. As for the massage… pick a body and go for it!

Anniz, there’s every beer known to man at the bar. Help yourself. (Watch out for Tymp… he’s naked!!)

Lots of Crown Royal xizor, mix it up and take it off!

Thanks for the dream catcher dpr… it’s just what I wanted. If your giving out massages, I’m ready for one.

Thanks for the advice on padding my post count DRY. I’m thinking about flirting more since I’ve seen the pictures on the SDMB People Pages. Lots of good looking men here! Be still my heart. I’ll talk about sex anytime, anywhere, with anyone so I think I’ve got that one down. I’ll try to post to the post party threads and birthday thread more often though. Who knows, I may be having my 1000th post party in a couple of months and we can do this all over again!!

Sealemon, I don’t know how to make a rita… that’s a new one for me. Tell me what’s in it!

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**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/38 "2000-07-26T15:07:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Watch out for Tymp… he’s naked!!

Naked and reckless!

(I’m not really sure what that means, but it has a good ring to it)

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/39 "2000-07-26T15:12:14Z")

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Hmmm? Oh, I meant a _marga_rita. I shortened the name to make a little joke.

A very little joke.

…

Where’s the tequila again?

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-believe-what-i-just-did/26766/40 "2000-07-26T15:15:29Z")

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sealemon,  
It’s right here…next to the salt, lemons and hot brunette. _winks_

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