# You'll never look at cars the same way again... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539 "2003-09-09T15:14:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Klytus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Klytus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klytus)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/1 "2003-09-09T15:14:03Z")
So there I was, just hanging out with some friends, and some friends of my friends with whom I was not yet acquainted were talking about how they amused themselves at work. It turns out that the fellow doing the talking at the time works with some kind of environmental group - no naturally, anything that slams gas-guzzling SUVs is a big plus for them. Well when they talk about cars, the word “anal” preceeds the name. It turns out that most SUV’s have the best names for this: the Anal Explorer being a favorite. Personally, the Anal Viper disturbs me more, and I can’t ever look at one freind of mine now that I know she has an Anal Amigo. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/2 "2003-09-09T15:39:24Z")
Anal Rav4. Hmm, that doesn’t seem to work. How 'bout the Anal Sidekick. Or maybe the Anal Trooper, Anal Expedition, Anal Excursion? Those work better. Urk. ---
**Author:** ![Torberg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ea924/32.png) [@Torberg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torberg)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/3 "2003-09-09T16:25:59Z")
Don’t forget the _Anal Blazer_, _Anal Escalade_, and of course the _Anal Hummer_! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/4 "2003-09-09T16:34:53Z")
You left off the _Anal Escort_\*, the _Anal Bravada_, and the _Anal Eclipse_. And, for the more exotic among you, the _Anal Diablo_. ---
**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/5 "2003-09-09T16:36:39Z")
Oh, and I just thought of one I forgot to add: The _Anal Vibe_. And, of course, proper coding would have helped. ---
**Author:** ![Cowgirl\_Jules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@Cowgirl\_Jules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowgirl_Jules)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/6 "2003-09-09T16:56:26Z")
Oh no! I have a Ram … I’ll leave that one to your imagination ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/7 "2003-09-09T16:57:08Z")
Anal Prelude Anal Ranger Anal Continental ---
**Author:** ![wakimika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@wakimika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wakimika)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/8 "2003-09-09T17:03:22Z")
Anal Legend Anal Beetle Anal Probe Anal Rodeo Dang, this is fun. ---
**Author:** ![merge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9f8e36/32.png) [@merge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merge)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/9 "2003-09-09T17:07:16Z")
hmmm… Anal hummer?? how does that… umm… yeah… Anal Navigator… LOL ---
**Author:** ![IDemandBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a88e57/32.png) [@IDemandBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IDemandBeer)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/10 "2003-09-09T17:07:36Z")
Anal Rodeo Couple of older cars: Anal Fury Anal Maverick Anal Nova Anal Pinto Anal Gremlin (hee hee) Does it have to be cars / SUVs? If not, then a motorcycle: Anal Ninja (look out!) –IDB ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/11 "2003-09-09T17:11:19Z")
I have an Anal Commando! That Jeep is such a pain in the ass! * * * “JEEP” stands for Junk, Each & Every Part ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/12 "2003-09-09T17:12:04Z")
I believe the Yugo is required by law to be the exception in the word order. Sorry, you can’t argue your way out of it: Yugo Anal. Besides, it’s a slavic thing. ---
**Author:** ![SlightDistrurbance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SlightDistrurbance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlightDistrurbance)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/13 "2003-09-09T17:16:08Z")
Hubster and I have vans, so just thinking… He has the Anal Safari… which is an adventure all it’s own. I have the Anal Astro, which makes me think of that poor dog on the Jetsons… Bad Bad George!!! ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/14 "2003-09-09T17:21:51Z")
_Anal Impala_ _Anal Liberty_ _Anal Neon_ _Anal Voyager_ _Anal Touareg_…at least I understand ONE of the words… ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/15 "2003-09-09T17:34:15Z")
_Anal Le Sabre_ OUCH! ---
**Author:** ![Hauky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/0ea827/32.png) [@Hauky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hauky)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/16 "2003-09-09T17:35:16Z")
Anal Villager, Anal Topaz, Anal Sable (claws? ow!), Anal Escort, Anal Marauder. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/17 "2003-09-09T17:38:25Z")
Hmm… (dusts off old car/truck name brain file) Anal Hornet Anal Ambassador Anal Rebel Anal Super Snipe Anal Minor Anal Major Anal Meteor Anal Comet Anal Falcon Anal Barracuda Anal Dart Anal Demon Anal Arrow Anal Imperial Anal Charger Anal Satellite Anal Toronado Anal Rocket 88 Anal Skylark Anal Roadmaster Anal PUP Anal LUV ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/18 "2003-09-09T17:43:34Z")
Anal Wrangler: yeeeeee-hawwww! ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/19 "2003-09-09T17:44:11Z")
Anal Cavalier has historical precedent… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/20 "2003-09-09T17:45:50Z")
Anal Protege Anal Echo Anal Cavalier [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539.md?page=2)