# You'll never look at cars the same way again... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539 "2003-09-09T15:14:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/21 "2003-09-09T18:18:50Z")
Anal Outback. Well, of course it is. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/22 "2003-09-09T19:45:36Z")
Anal Road Runner. Ooooh. Anal Mirada. _Spanish: mirada - a glance or stare that conveys a particular feeling or emotion._ ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/23 "2003-09-09T20:49:18Z")
Anal Sephia "Doctor, be honest…is it…::shudder:: _anal sephia_? Don’t forget the historical vehicles: Anal Willys: what I’m getting from this thread. Anal Hornet Anal Bearcat ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/24 "2003-09-09T21:18:39Z")
Just saw one of these on the road yesterday: Anal Crossfire ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/25 "2003-09-09T21:30:15Z")
Anal Monarch Anal Marquis Anal Grand Prix Anal Galaxy Anal Cougar ---
**Author:** ![Cleophus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e57/32.png) [@Cleophus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cleophus)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/26 "2003-09-09T21:42:51Z")
Anal Dynasty ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/27 "2003-09-09T21:55:43Z")
_Anal New Yorker_ 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/28 "2003-09-09T22:04:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danalan \* > \*\*_Anal Le Sabre_ > > OUCH! \*\* Start a fleet by adding the Anal Cutlass, the Anal [Rapier](http://www.sroc.org.uk/), and the Anal [Excalibur](http://www.excaliburclassics.com/source.html). For Beavis and Butthead, the Anal [Master](http://www.dealsonwheels.com/search/detailbig.cfm/Autos__ID/000457-200306-000019)! What better for a trip down the ol’ Hershey Highway than the Anal [Turnpike Cruiser?](http://www.classiccar.com/turnpike_cruiser.asp) And though **Tuckerfan** may shudder at the very concept, I can’t end (heh heh) without mentioning the Anal [Torpedo](http://www.cybersteering.com/contest/answer34.html). ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/29 "2003-09-09T22:07:48Z")
anal satellite anal mirage anal caravan??? ---
**Author:** ![merge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9f8e36/32.png) [@merge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merge)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/30 "2003-09-09T22:08:54Z")
Forgot these My Fathers… Anal Vision… ewww… and Anal Beetle. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/31 "2003-09-09T22:52:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Torberg \* > **Don’t forget the _Anal Blazer_…** Doesn’t that come free with every order from that cheap _Taco_ place from _Hell_? sorry, folks. sorry. I’m in a rude, crude, and socially unacceptable phase this eve. 😃 Hows about the **Anal Quest** , the **Anal Dasher** , or the **Anal Rabbit**? Or worse still, the **Anal Talon**. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/32 "2003-09-09T22:57:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Moto \* > **Anal Echo** So far this one is my favorite ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/33 "2003-09-10T02:06:50Z")
_Anal Sirocco_. Geez, open a window, at least. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/34 "2003-09-10T02:15:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > \*\*_Anal Sirocco_. > > Geez, open a window, at least. \*\* actually, IIRC, most of the VW cars are named after tropical winds … so … eewww, anal winds! :eek: **Anal Golf** (a new Olympic sport, perhaps?) **Anal Bora** (this just sounds frightening) ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Dirx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Sir\_Dirx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Dirx)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/35 "2003-09-10T02:21:47Z")
Anal Saturn… Does that prove there are rings around Uranus? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/36 "2003-09-10T02:45:58Z")
Anal Mustang - the cool thing about that, is there really is such a thing as an anal mustang. ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/37 "2003-09-10T03:03:07Z")
Anal Fiesta, anyone 😃 Anal Focus Anal Cougar Anal Esteem (what they call the Suzuki Swift hereabouts) Anal Zen (Suzuki Alto hereabouts) Anal Accent Anal Sonata Anal Accord Anal Lancer Anal Impreza Anal Forrester ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/38 "2003-09-10T03:45:13Z")
I drive an Anal Integra…sounds like my anus is in pretty good shape. ---
**Author:** ![MIKE\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MIKE\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MIKE_P)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/39 "2003-09-10T04:20:56Z")
Anal Element Anal Pilot Anal Insight Anal Ram Anal Storm Anal Endeavor Anal Tracker Anal Samurai Anal Diplomat ---
**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/40 "2003-09-10T04:24:53Z")
Anal Silver Spur Anal Shadow Anal Eldorado (I like how that one flows…ehm…never mind) Anal Cameo Anal Galaxie (I’ll stick with the Milky Way Galaxy myself…I hear Anal Galaxie is a shithole) Anal Spyder (I gave my shivers just typing it) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539.md?page=3)