# You'll never look at cars the same way again... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539 "2003-09-09T15:14:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/41 "2003-09-10T05:20:41Z")
Anal POD - it’s a Toyota Concept Car. ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/42 "2003-09-10T10:04:00Z")
Going by the Anal Ninja, I’m assuming bikes count too Anal Monster (making of a B-grade horror flick) (or a band name :D) ---
**Author:** ![Sn-man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sn-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sn-man)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/43 "2003-09-10T12:21:15Z")
This works well with Harley Davidson motorcycles Anal Electa Glide Anal Fatboy Anal Low Rider Anal Night Train Anal Road King Anal Softail Anal Sportster Anal Super Glide Anal Wide Glide ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/44 "2003-09-10T12:38:12Z")
Speaking of motorcycles, **gouda** ’s location reminded me of Royal Enfield’s bike: The **Anal Bullet**. ---
**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/45 "2003-09-10T14:09:09Z")
Anal Odyssey Anal Tribute (21 bum salute?) Anal Hornet Anal Duster Anal Gremlin Anal Charger Anal Falcon I know most of them are old cars, but I’m and old guy. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/46 "2003-09-10T14:12:27Z")
I guess I’ve had a bit too much Olestra as I seem to be driving an **Anal Avalanche**. ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/47 "2003-09-10T14:28:26Z")
Some more bikes in India then: Anal Splendour Anal Victor Anal Samurai Anal Caliber Anal Eliminator Anal Enticer Anal Libero Anal Ambition ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/48 "2003-09-10T14:47:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > \*\*_Anal Sirocco_. > > Geez, open a window, at least. \*\* **Larry** Anal Siroccos are _nasty_ man. I, myself, have the much more sophisticated and pleasant Anal Breeze. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/49 "2003-09-10T14:49:00Z")
If we can include motorcycles, I offer for your consideration… Anal Midnight Star. Aw yeah. ---
**Author:** ![DaToad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/50 "2003-09-10T15:12:31Z")
Let me throw in some old Studes: Anal Dictator Anal Commander Anal Speedster Anal President Anal Hawk Anal Lark And my old 4X4, the Anal Scout ---
**Author:** ![Betty\_s\_Penn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Betty\_s\_Penn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Betty_s_Penn)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/51 "2003-09-10T15:50:04Z")
I’m ashamed to admit that I drive an… Anal Probe I think I need a new car. ---
**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/52 "2003-09-10T17:28:53Z")
Anal Rambler Anal Midget Anal Mirage Anal Sunburst ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/53 "2003-09-10T17:42:35Z")
Anal Cherokee Anal Samurai ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/54 "2003-09-10T17:46:21Z")
Anal Javelin? Oooh… that’s deep. Anal Silver Shadow? Maybe when I’m 60 and forget to shave my ass. ---
**Author:** ![Bongmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Bongmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bongmaster)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/55 "2003-09-10T19:26:44Z")
And the winner is… **Anal Ram** Thats just too funny… ---
**Author:** ![FlyingDragonFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@FlyingDragonFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingDragonFan)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/56 "2003-09-10T20:34:04Z")
Going with the official name of the old VW vans: **Anal Transporter** uhh, thanks. I think I’ll just walk. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/57 "2003-09-10T20:52:27Z")
**Anal Lexus** (isn’t that like saying ‘redundantly unnecessary’?) **Anal Infinity** (“I wonder what short comings She’s trying to make up for…”) ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/58 "2003-09-10T21:15:51Z")
And just in honor of the worst car I ever had to drive: **Anal Chevette** “Take this car and…” ---
**Author:** ![V.bis\_and\_Baudhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85f322/32.png) [@V.bis\_and\_Baudhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/V.bis_and_Baudhead)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/59 "2003-09-10T22:24:55Z")
Wow…this means my boss drives an Anal Discovery! ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/60 "2003-09-10T22:27:42Z")
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