# You'll never look at cars the same way again... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539 "2003-09-09T15:14:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/61 "2003-09-10T22:31:14Z")
I have 3 **Anal Triumphs** (a '66, a’68 and a '69 GT6), do I win? I think 3 **Anal Triumphs** is like 3 pins in wrestling. Right? (the Olympic, not WWF. WWF is determoned by ferrets) For you youngsters it’s a Brit and the company went under in '80/'81. Mine pride and joy is 35 years old this year(maybe older by the serial # because they were titled the year the were sold), one similar to it won La Mans in it’s class, second for another one if I remember right. Anal Galaxy Anal Comet Anal Nova (ouch! a Preperation H moment?) I need to sit down now. ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/62 "2003-09-10T22:44:39Z")
This is probably TMI…but I have an Anal Protege 5! I guess I put too many miles on my first 4 proteges? Or maybe I’m just a good mentor… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Klytus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Klytus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klytus)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/63 "2003-09-11T00:00:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bongmaster \* > \*\*And the winner is… > > **Anal Ram** > > Thats just too funny… \*\* I disagree. So far, the **Anal Marauder** is my fave 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/64 "2003-09-11T00:07:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Johnny L.A. \* > \*\*Speaking of motorcycles, **gouda** ’s location reminded me of Royal Enfield’s bike: The **Anal Bullet**. \*\* Ever try a Norton, perhaps an **Anal Commando** ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/65 "2003-09-11T00:32:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pushkin \* > \*\*Ever try a Norton, perhaps an **Anal Commando** \*\* Or perhaps an **Anal Sportster**? ---
**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/66 "2003-09-11T00:52:05Z")
Oh, what list would be complete without the **Anal Oasis**? ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/67 "2003-09-11T01:25:25Z")
I drive an **Anal Intrepid**. One of my best friends drives an **Anal Park Avenue**. I rather like that one. It sounds like some ritzy neighborhood on a cul-de-sac or something. Except maybe not so ritzy. And my personal favorite…my father’s **Anal Ranger**. ---
**Author:** ![jesleigh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@jesleigh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesleigh)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/68 "2003-09-11T03:11:44Z")
So, has anyone mentioned the Anal Frontier? ---
**Author:** ![sheepi83](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sheepi83](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sheepi83)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/69 "2003-09-11T04:08:34Z")
My mom drives an Anal Highlander. I drive an Anal 240 DL Wagon. ('87) My younger brother also drives an Anal 240 DL Wagon. ('90) My older brothe drives an Anal Maxima. Ewwwwwwe!!! My dad drives an Anal Previa. ---
**Author:** ![Klytus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Klytus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klytus)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/70 "2003-09-11T22:26:48Z")
The **Anal Accord** It sounds like something you would sign at a fettish bar… ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/71 "2003-09-11T22:48:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Encinitas \* > **Anal Pathfinder** If there’s more than one route, you got problems. 😃 **Anal Acura** sounds like a really bad piece of parody hentai. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/72 "2003-09-11T22:57:09Z")
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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/73 "2003-09-12T01:10:55Z")
I can’t believe how funny such a stupid thing is. 😃 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by slortar \* > **I believe the Yugo is required by law to be the exception in the word order. Sorry, you can’t argue your way out of it: Yugo Anal.** Actually, there’s another one, but you have to say it with the French accent: _Le Car Anal._ ---
**Author:** ![Klytus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Klytus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klytus)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/74 "2003-09-12T21:44:09Z")
Thought of a few more… The **Anal Pinto** - they burst into flames when hit in the end The **Anal Zephyr** - silent, but deadly. The **Anal Stingray** - almost as nasty as the Anal Viper. The **Anal Caravan** - all of them? That’s scary. The **Anal Villager** - a close second to the Villiage Idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-look-at-cars-the-same-way-again/200539/75 "2003-09-12T22:35:55Z")
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