# You'll Never see Dan Bostaph Again?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 23, 1999, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357 "1999-12-23T15:36:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/1 "1999-12-23T15:36:00Z")

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{Paranoia}They’re after me! Gotta Hide!{/Paranoia}  
Seriouly, been getting some nasty E-mails 'cause I post under my own name. Also, somebody has taken the handle “Daniel” which has led to some confusion. I originaly used my own name as an intellectual-honesty-ethics thing, but the time has come for a “Change”. Regular posters will recognise me ; the obnoxious lurkers who have been e-mailing me won’t.

Change-over will happen after today.

Kellibelli- this wil make our secret meeting that much easier. 😉

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Save The Endangered Jackalope! Send Cash Now! If You Do This, I Will Use The Cash To Save Any Jackalope That I Happen To Find! Send Cash Now! Before It’s Too Late! My Bills, I Mean **The Jackalope’s Bills** Are Due The 15th Of The Month!  
_This has been a message from the Illuminated Committee To Save The Jackalope. Fnord._

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### Author: ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/2 "1999-12-23T16:39:00Z")

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yes but will you still be mine and Kelli’s cyber slut Daniel?

## Miss ya, Ayesha

Ayesha - Lioness

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There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine  
(Thomas A. Edison)

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### Author: ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/3 "1999-12-23T16:38:00Z")

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time test?

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### Author: ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/4 "1999-12-24T06:08:00Z")

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How will regular posters recognize you? By the \<blink\>h\</blink\> **i** _d_\<font size=+2\>eo\</font\>\<font color=red\> **us** \</font\> overuse of HTML tags?

🙂

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### Author: ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/5 "1999-12-23T19:25:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Also, somebody has taken the handle “Daniel” which has led to some confusion.

for some reason I feel obligated to say something here. I’m not sure what, or even why. “Daniel” is my real name, though.

sorry if I caused any confusion.

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### Author: ![Capt.Spaulding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5a626/32.png) [@Capt.Spaulding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Spaulding)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/6 "1999-12-23T20:20:00Z")

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I post under my real name.

Don’t want any nasty e-mails? Remove the “allow other posters to see my e-mail address” option in the preferences section.

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_May I join you ladies…into one **big** lady?_ - Groucho Marx

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### Author: ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/7 "1999-12-23T21:36:00Z")

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I post under my real name, and I’ve got the e-mail link displayed. I haven’t received any nasty e-mails, or actually any at all. Now I’m feeling oddly insulted by that.

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### Author: ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/8 "1999-12-23T22:05:00Z")

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ThIs DaN BOSStApH Is A DiCK. HE Is suc A dick. HE ThINKS He Is Funny–BUt I BEt He DOEs Noit EVen nOW who The BAcKSTERT BOYZ "R.

WAy UNCOOL!

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### Author: ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/9 "1999-12-23T22:25:00Z")

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Y’know, I thought that nothing could hurt my eyes and head more than the bizzarre HTML coding you used to use, Dan.

Please go back to using it. For the love of God, Bostaph…

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JMCJ

“John C., it looks like you have blended in very nicely.”  
-UncleBeer

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### Author: ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/10 "1999-12-24T02:34:00Z")

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Jeez, what kind of wuss would change his user name just so he could stop using his real name?

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### Author: ![GOD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/34f0e0/32.png) [@GOD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GOD)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/11 "1999-12-24T02:42:00Z")

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You should see the e-mails _I_ used to get!

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### Author: ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/12 "1999-12-24T04:59:00Z")

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U r so rite, bosda.

ThAT gUy daNielL iz so LaMe. hE iz tOTTallY UnCoOl.

HE sHOOld bE KIllEd BeCuZ he Iz nOT My FReind!!!

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### Author: ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/13 "1999-12-24T08:08:00Z")

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Wally! Bosda! Stop that right now or I swear I’m gonna turn this thread around and take you two back home and give you both a good whuppin’! Am I understood?

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### Author: ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/14 "1999-12-24T09:32:00Z")

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Sorry, Dad.

But he started it!

If it wasn’t for the insomnia, I’d sleep like a baby.

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Underneath my clothes I am completely naked.

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### Author: ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/15 "1999-12-24T16:43:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> But he started it!

## Did NOT!

**StoryTyler**  
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”  
[I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage)

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### Author: ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/16 "1999-12-24T17:45:00Z")

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## Stop looking at me, DaaaaaaaaD, Story’s looking at me !

Ayesha - Lioness

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There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine  
(Thomas A. Edison)

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### Author: ![AzRaek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/azraek/32/16739_2.png) [@AzRaek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AzRaek)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/17 "1999-12-24T19:09:00Z")

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Get back over on your side!!  
MOM! He’s spitting on me!

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. That’s my name too.  
Wait, no it isn’t.

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### Author: ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/18 "1999-12-24T19:23:00Z")

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AzRaek’s post is touching my post!!! Daaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddd!!!

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### Author: ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/19 "1999-12-24T20:00:00Z")

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Hey, get your face out of my elbow!!

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### Author: ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/20 "1999-12-24T20:31:00Z")

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Are we there yet?

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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