# You'll Never see Dan Bostaph Again?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 23, 1999, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357 "1999-12-23T15:36:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/21 "1999-12-24T20:33:00Z")
Can we stop at McDonalds? Please? _Please?_
please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please?
Can we?
I want a Happy Meal!
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JMCJ
“John C., it looks like you have blended in very nicely.”
-UncleBeer
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### Author:  [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/22 "1999-12-24T20:38:00Z")
**ARE WE THERE YET?**
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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.
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### Author:  [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/23 "1999-12-24T21:01:00Z")
**WallyM7’s** second post had _two_ sigs!
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/24 "1999-12-24T21:46:00Z")
I gotta pee.
Hey dad, I gotta pee.
I gotta pee, dad. DAD, I gotta pee. Dad? Dad? Dad? Dad? I gotta pee, dad. DAD. DAD! I GOTTA PEEEEEEE!
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### Author:  [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/25 "1999-12-24T22:45:00Z")
whitetho, in order to bring the universe back into balance, this post will have no sig.
Tyler, you’re going to have to wait. We can’t stop now. We’re almost there.
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### Author:  [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)
#### Post date: [December 25, 1999, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/26 "1999-12-25T08:31:00Z")
Mom? Can we open the window? I’m hot. And something smells bad.
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### Author:  [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)
#### Post date: [December 25, 1999, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/27 "1999-12-25T12:07:00Z")
I swear to god, if you dont start treating each other nice right now Im gonna stop the car and make you walk!
We are stopping for lunch in _half_ an _hour_. Can you hold it til then?
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Il vaut mieux gâcher sa jeunesse que de n’en rien faire du tout. – Georges Courteline
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### Author:  [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)
#### Post date: [December 25, 1999, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/28 "1999-12-25T12:54:00Z")
But, Daaaad, they are the ones being bad, not me.
Ow,Daaaaad Wally touched my sore arm, you know, the one I bumped on the couch coushion 6 weeks ago.
But Daaaaad I’m hungry NOW, I can’t wait for a whole half hour, thats forever, I could die.
Stop it Sealemon. Daaaad Sealemon is making ugly faces at me , make him stop it !
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Ayesha - Lioness
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There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [December 25, 1999, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/29 "1999-12-25T15:40:00Z")
\ Ok. You guys saw right through me. I thought I could fool you. My only comfort is the fact that this board is filled with sharp characters.\
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“Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung
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### Author:  [@the\_first\_supraliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_first_supraliminal)
#### Post date: [December 25, 1999, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/30 "1999-12-25T15:56:00Z")
Who’s Daniel p Bostaph?
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### Author:  [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)
#### Post date: [December 25, 1999, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/31 "1999-12-25T17:22:00Z")
Don’t make me come back there!!!
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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
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### Author:  [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)
#### Post date: [December 25, 1999, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/32 "1999-12-25T19:08:00Z")
**I’ll** give you something to cry about!!
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### Author:  [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)
#### Post date: [December 25, 1999, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/33 "1999-12-25T19:20:00Z")
You just wait until I get you home!
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### Author:  [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)
#### Post date: [December 25, 1999, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/34 "1999-12-25T19:23:00Z")
Children Children if you cant behave I’ll have to split you up.
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We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
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### Author:  [@Cowboy\_Greg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowboy_Greg)
#### Post date: [December 25, 1999, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/35 "1999-12-25T19:35:00Z")
Goddammit! You kids stop kicking the back of my seat or there will be HELL to pay!
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Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased.
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### Author:  [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)
#### Post date: [December 26, 1999, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/36 "1999-12-26T06:44:00Z")
Oooooooooooo! Greg said a bad word! Greg said a bad word!
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### Author:  [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)
#### Post date: [December 26, 1999, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/37 "1999-12-26T14:23:00Z")
**ARE! WE! THERE! YET?!!**
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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.
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### Author:  [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)
#### Post date: [December 26, 1999, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/38 "1999-12-26T14:49:00Z")
I don’t want McDonald’s! Why do we _always_ get McDonald’s!!! I want BURGER KING!!!
Dad, can I get a Pikachu with my cheeseburger? I’ll be good the rest of the trip!
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### Author:  [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)
#### Post date: [December 26, 1999, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/39 "1999-12-26T23:13:00Z")
You don’t need a Pickachu.
Now stop squirming and be still!
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### Author:  [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)
#### Post date: [December 27, 1999, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/40 "1999-12-27T00:32:00Z")
Are we there yet? I’m gonna be sick!
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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
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