# You'll Never see Dan Bostaph Again?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 23, 1999, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357 "1999-12-23T15:36:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)
#### Post date: [December 27, 1999, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/41 "1999-12-27T01:50:00Z")
Moooommmmmm…Moosie just barfed on me
## WHAAAAAAA!!!
Shadowfox
“We are what we pretend to be.”
- Kurt Vonnegut
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### Author:  [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)
#### Post date: [December 27, 1999, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/42 "1999-12-27T01:51:00Z")
Ahhhhhh…feel much better now.
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### Author:  [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)
#### Post date: [December 27, 1999, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/43 "1999-12-27T01:53:00Z")
_Now_ can we open the window? Please, before the barf smell kills us all?
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [December 27, 1999, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/44 "1999-12-27T02:59:00Z")
Don’t mention the word “barf” in my telepresence. I’m in Hell here. We’re sick for Xmas–Yule plague. Ghod pity us.
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“Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung
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### Author:  [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)
#### Post date: [December 27, 1999, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/45 "1999-12-27T06:50:00Z")
“Children Children if you cant behave I’ll have to split you up.” - CSue
Literally? Won’t that get blood all over the seats?
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Carpe diem - Seize the day
Carpe noctem - Seize the night
Carpe cerevisi - Seize the beer
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### Author:  [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)
#### Post date: [December 27, 1999, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/46 "1999-12-27T11:20:00Z")
Don’t worry we sprung for the extra Scotch-Guarding at the dealership.
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### Author:  [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)
#### Post date: [December 27, 1999, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/47 "1999-12-27T14:54:00Z")
::turns the CD player up louder to drown out all the noise::
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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
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### Author:  [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)
#### Post date: [December 27, 1999, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/48 "1999-12-27T15:03:00Z")
If you don’t turn Billy Ray Cyrus off, I’m gonna be sick again! 😉
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [December 27, 1999, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/49 "1999-12-27T15:39:00Z")
Jesus, it’s a juvenile, “Guy Stuff.” I’ll play.
Dad, I think I’m gonna be carsick. I forgot my dramamine.
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Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour **Beer A** in **Uncle B**.
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### Author:  [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)
#### Post date: [December 27, 1999, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/50 "1999-12-27T15:49:00Z")
ewwwww Uncle, not again… handing you the picnic basket to puke in so we can eat in a restaurant again 🙂
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We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
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### Author:  [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)
#### Post date: [December 27, 1999, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/51 "1999-12-27T22:55:00Z")
Purple, I want to hear Britney Spears!!! Or the Backstreet Boys!!! I LOOOOVEEE J.C.!!!
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### Author:  [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)
#### Post date: [December 28, 1999, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/52 "1999-12-28T00:15:00Z")
## Oh God! Now I’m going to be sick too! Mommmmmm…UncleBeer is hogging the basket!!!
Shadowfox
“We are what we pretend to be.”
- Kurt Vonnegut
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### Author:  [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)
#### Post date: [December 28, 1999, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/53 "1999-12-28T02:06:00Z")
No!! we are not going to listen to that godless heathen trash…
::puts in a CD of Benny Goodman’s Greatest Hits::
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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
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### Author:  [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)
#### Post date: [December 28, 1999, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/54 "1999-12-28T04:11:00Z")
No, not that. Anything but that. If you don’t turn it off, I’m going to hold my breath til I turn \ORANGE\!!!
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Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
“I get along well with everybody.” --I.M.F.
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### Author:  [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)
#### Post date: [December 28, 1999, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/55 "1999-12-28T04:28:00Z")
and if you don’t behave and sit back quietly I am gonna play the rocking sounds of Pat Boone.
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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
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### Author:  [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)
#### Post date: [December 28, 1999, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/56 "1999-12-28T07:16:00Z")
Daaaaaaaaad! Make her stop! ::whine::
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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
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### Author:  [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)
#### Post date: [December 28, 1999, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/57 "1999-12-28T08:15:00Z")
Hey! We just passed a McDonald’s! Can we stop? Please? _Please?_
Why not? Why didn’t we stop? It was right there!
**I WANT A HAPPY MEAL!**
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JMCJ
“John C., it looks like you have blended in very nicely.”
-UncleBeer
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### Author:  [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)
#### Post date: [December 28, 1999, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/58 "1999-12-28T09:07:00Z")
If you don’t be quiet, I’ll give you a “happy meal” you’re never gonna forget!
(Ya know, that sort of parental comeback _still_ doesn’t make any sense.)
:::Intentionally leaving the opening for all the perverts out there.:::
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### Author:  [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)
#### Post date: [December 29, 1999, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/59 "1999-12-29T02:43:00Z")
I don’t want McDonald’s anyway. I want pizza. Can we stop and get pizza, Dad? Can we? Please? Can we have pizza for lunch?
::pause::
I think pizza would be a good idea for lunch. Anyone else want pizza?
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### Author:  [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)
#### Post date: [December 29, 1999, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/60 "1999-12-29T02:59:00Z")
Oh, for Pete’s sake, it’s always pizza with you kids. Well, forget it. You’re going to have something nutritious for a change.
There’s a Denny’s!
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Underneath my clothes I am completely naked.
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