# You'll Never see Dan Bostaph Again?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 23, 1999, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357 "1999-12-23T15:36:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)
#### Post date: [December 29, 1999, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/61 "1999-12-29T17:16:00Z")
Oh no dear, let’s not stop there. It’s so overpriced. And you know they never clean the grill - you cant even trust a cheese sandwich. And god knows _who’s_ been sitting in the booth before we get there.
Let’s just find a nice Howard Johnsons.
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It is better to waste your youth than do nothing with it. – Georges Courteline
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### Author:  [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)
#### Post date: [December 29, 1999, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/62 "1999-12-29T17:19:00Z")
**AAAAARRRREEEEE WEEEEEE THEEEEERRRREEE YET!!!**
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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.
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### Author:  [@Maelro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maelro)
#### Post date: [December 29, 1999, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/63 "1999-12-29T19:07:00Z")
Nutritious…how about a Taco Bell. I want one of the talking rat-dogs! Please? I’ll clean my room when I get back home…I promise!
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“If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster, and treat those two impostors just the same.”
Kipling
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### Author:  [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)
#### Post date: [December 29, 1999, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/64 "1999-12-29T19:11:00Z")
Where’s my barf bag?
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### Author:  [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)
#### Post date: [December 29, 1999, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/65 "1999-12-29T19:14:00Z")
## I DON’T WANT TACO BELL!! I WANT BURGER KING! I WANT A POKEMON TOY!!
Shadowfox
“We are what we pretend to be.”
- Kurt Vonnegut
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### Author:  [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)
#### Post date: [December 29, 1999, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/66 "1999-12-29T19:49:00Z")
I AM COUNTING TO THREE, AND IF IT’S NOT COMPLETELY QUIET BACK THERE NONE OF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SIT DOWN FOR A WEEK!!!
ONE…TWO…I really mean it now…TH…
That’s better.
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It is better to waste your youth than do nothing with it. – Georges Courteline
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### Author:  [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)
#### Post date: [December 29, 1999, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/67 "1999-12-29T20:01:00Z")
Plbbbbbbtttttttttttttt!
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### Author:  [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)
#### Post date: [December 29, 1999, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/68 "1999-12-29T22:29:00Z")
Moosie… if you don’t stop that your face is going to stick like that permanently. Now sit back and be a good girl!
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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
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### Author:  [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)
#### Post date: [December 30, 1999, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/69 "1999-12-30T01:48:00Z")
How ironic…_PCW_ telling _me_ to behave! 😉
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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
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### Author:  [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)
#### Post date: [December 30, 1999, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/70 "1999-12-30T01:53:00Z")
Gottapeegottapeegottapeegottapeegottapeegottap…Never mind…
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### Author:  [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)
#### Post date: [December 30, 1999, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/71 "1999-12-30T01:57:00Z")
Do as I say not as I do MoosieGirl!
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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
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### Author:  [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)
#### Post date: [December 30, 1999, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/72 "1999-12-30T13:22:00Z")
I mean, this trip is _so_ lame. WHATever!
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### Author:  [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)
#### Post date: [December 30, 1999, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/73 "1999-12-30T13:34:00Z")
I wonder what your Grandmother will think of your behaviour?
I’m going tell her everything.
And when we get home, we’ll see how you manage with no TV for a week.
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### Author:  [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)
#### Post date: [December 30, 1999, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/74 "1999-12-30T15:05:00Z")
Who cares about TV? I’d rather have my computer! 😛
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### Author:  [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)
#### Post date: [December 30, 1999, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/75 "1999-12-30T16:41:00Z")
:: kicking the back of the drivers seat::
I wanna eat, I wanna eat, I wanna eat, I WANNA EAT NOW !
If you don’t get me a happy meal I’m gonna die, then you’ll be sorry,I’ll be dead and grandma will hate you forever, and I will too.
## I wanna eat, ect…
Ayesha - Lioness
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There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [December 30, 1999, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/76 "1999-12-30T17:38:00Z")
HEY! There’s a cow climbing on top of another cow in that field! Dad, what are they doing?!?
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**StoryTyler**
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
[I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage)
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### Author:  [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)
#### Post date: [December 30, 1999, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/77 "1999-12-30T20:13:00Z")
Uhm well, that cow is itching that other cow’s back. Yeah that’s it, that other cow has this itch you see, and that’s the only way to reach it.
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### Author:  [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)
#### Post date: [December 30, 1999, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/78 "1999-12-30T21:21:00Z")
Oh.
I thought those two cows were fuc-
**SMACK!**
OWWWW!
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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.
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### Author:  [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)
#### Post date: [December 30, 1999, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/79 "1999-12-30T22:02:00Z")
Damn it Sealemon!.. that hurt my hand alot worse than it did you… quit your whining child!
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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
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### Author:  [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)
#### Post date: [December 30, 1999, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youll-never-see-dan-bostaph-again/12357/80 "1999-12-30T22:26:00Z")
OK, everyone now!
Mock (yeah!) Ing (yeah!) Bird (yeah!) Yeah (yeah!)
Mock-ing-Bird!
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