# Youngest doper

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/114540>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 17, 2002, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/114540 "2002-06-17T16:06:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![musicguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@musicguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/musicguy)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/114540/21 "2002-06-18T01:02:03Z")

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Ok, so it wasn’t exactly the prolific 500th post that I had originally envisioned.

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**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/114540/22 "2002-06-18T01:23:21Z")

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15 here.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/114540/23 "2002-06-18T01:40:27Z")

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Well, the youngest genetic doper (see sig) isn’t due for another few weeks yet. I’m sure he’ll be more than happy to share some of his thoughts at some point (when he has some).

Robin

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**Author:** ![NotWithoutRage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NotWithoutRage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotWithoutRage)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/114540/24 "2002-06-18T02:29:59Z")

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Hi. I’m a twenty two year old Jewish School girl. Are there any younger women out there that can teach me about sex?

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**Author:** ![Com2Kid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@Com2Kid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Com2Kid)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/114540/25 "2002-06-18T03:02:13Z")

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I started posting on BBS’s when I was 9, but that was quite some time ago. (that is where the Kid in my name comes from. I was a kid back then, but I have had the name for so long that changing it would be like changing my real name.)

I do not think that there should be a minimum age requirement on the Internet, if somebody is smart enough to keep quite about their age then they are smart enough to at least be given a chance online. 🙂

Of course this philosophy comes from the days when a person had to figure out their own AT command strings to get on bulletin boards, the barrier to entry has been significantly lowered since then. 🙂 ('dem dangnabit point-n-click’in interfarces and whatz-yanot.)

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**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/114540/26 "2002-06-18T03:28:03Z")

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All right! Thanks **John**! That’s one vote for me!

:: organizes campaign::

_“Vote JBERGES  
He…uh…what the hell rhymes with JBERGES?”_

::fires campaign workers::  
::reorganizes campaign::

_“Vote JBERGES for your next favorite minor,  
Then watch TV and fall asleep in your recliner.”_

I like it…I like it a lot…  
So, can anyone beat **Wearia** ’s age? Any 13 year old Dopers feel like posting here?

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**Author:** ![zephonith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@zephonith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zephonith)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/114540/27 "2002-06-18T03:59:02Z")

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nope, can’t beat Wearia  
i’m 15  
i try not to make an issue of it

how do you become _Everyone’s Favourite Minor_ anyway?  
Does being more minor (you know what I mean) override being everyone’s favourite?  
also, i was under the impression that the 13+ law was american only one, meaning people like me who live elsewhere don’t need to worry (unless the site is an american one, which is very likely)  
at least thats what i thought when i was 12 😃

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/114540/28 "2002-06-18T10:16:41Z")

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Fine, fine, fine. For the sake of contention.

I’m 14, currently. So I was 13 when I started posting.

What do I win?

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**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/114540/29 "2002-06-18T11:47:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by zephonith \*  
> \*\*nope, can’t beat Wearia
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> also, i was under the impression that the 13+ law was american only one, meaning people like me who live elsewhere don’t need to worry (unless the site is an american one, which is very likely)  
> at least thats what i thought when i was 12 😃 \*\*

It’s not an American law, **zephonith**. It’s SDMB policy that a member must be 13 years old.

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/114540/30 "2002-06-18T13:12:14Z")

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I find this whole thing pretty amusing. When I was that age, nobody had ever heard of the internet.

Now I’d seriously like to make a joke about **CajunMan** and **DrMatrix** ’s ages, but I like those guys too much.

😉

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**Author:** ![Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/41988e/32.png) [@Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yo_La_Tengo)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/114540/31 "2002-06-18T14:43:41Z")

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I’m 15. Don’t seem all surprised now…

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**Author:** ![Luna\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Luna\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luna_Child)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/114540/32 "2002-06-19T02:46:39Z")

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I’m 13 'till November.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/114540/33 "2002-06-19T02:52:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Yo La Tengo \*  
> \*\*I’m 15. Don’t seem all surprised now… \*\*

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Sorry, had to be done.

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**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/114540/34 "2002-06-19T03:19:37Z")

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I’m not everybody’s favorite minor anymore?! NOOOOOO!  
☹

Stupid adult laws…I promise to act less mature in the future, if it helps! I’m still a kid at heart?

[sub]I don’t wanna grow uuuuuuuup![/sub]

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