# Youngest doper

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 25, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030 "2001-08-25T01:45:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![gorewonfla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/da6949/32.png) [@gorewonfla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gorewonfla)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/1 "2001-08-25T01:45:22Z")

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There’s some stuff on this website discussed that I think shouldn’t be seen by anyone 13 or under. That got me thinking, who’s the youngest poster we have? If anyone thinks they might be it speak up. Though I’m one of the older ones, I know my 17-year-old started a thread about Watergate, so 17 is the age to beat.

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/2 "2001-08-25T01:50:03Z")

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I know there are some 15 and 16 year olds around-dunno who they are though.

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/3 "2001-08-25T02:02:33Z")

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I’m 16 and I know that I can’t be the youngest.

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Lost\_In\_Reality](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Lost\_In\_Reality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lost_In_Reality)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/4 "2001-08-25T02:15:00Z")

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Yay! I can take the lead, I am 15 soon to be 16. Come on can anyone beat me?

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**Author:** ![Kerrigan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/49beb7/32.png) [@Kerrigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kerrigan)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/5 "2001-08-25T02:30:12Z")

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I turn 15 in 2 weeks. For this “youngest” competition, I’ll go ahead and admit - I’m only 14. Heh.

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**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/6 "2001-08-25T02:32:07Z")

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well, i guess that at this point i am in the lead.

15.333333333…  
(about 8 months to my birthday)

i feel, that in some vague way, my standing as a doper has dropped greatly with that tidbit of information…

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**Author:** ![Lady\_Juliet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cc9497/32.png) [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/7 "2001-08-25T02:32:45Z")

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Hah, I’ve kicked all of your asses. I don’t turn 15 until November 4th. 😃 I admit it as well, I’m 14. I don know someone on the board younger than me though.

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**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/8 "2001-08-25T02:33:22Z")

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oh dear. sorry about the simupost.

looks like you’re winning…

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**Author:** ![Lady\_Juliet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cc9497/32.png) [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/9 "2001-08-25T02:43:07Z")

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Well like you said before, I also somewhat feel that my standing as a dope has dropped. Not that it was really high to begin with 😉

Although, I never would have imagined that you were only 15 **saephiroth** , you seem much smarter and mature than that. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Lady\_Juliet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cc9497/32.png) [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/10 "2001-08-25T02:54:21Z")

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Forgive the spelling mistakes. I meant “doper”.  
[sub]I really should start previewing more often[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/11 "2001-08-25T02:58:18Z")

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I’m pretty sure **Wood Thrush** joined as a 14-year-old, though he’s 15 now.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/12 "2001-08-25T03:24:21Z")

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I’m thinking of letting my son register just so he could beat allayalls.

He’s a regular reader and has been begging to join for about six months now. His 14th birthday was this June.

Naah. He’s too young.

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**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/13 "2001-08-25T06:25:46Z")

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heh, you think I’M smart and mature… just wait until i get my friend to register to the Dope… hoo boy.

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**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/14 "2001-08-25T06:26:49Z")

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forgot the smilie!

😉

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**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/15 "2001-08-25T06:52:42Z")

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I’m 7

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**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/16 "2001-08-25T06:55:43Z")

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I’m the only 7 year old medical professional I know.

:wipes sweat from brow:

**ALRIGHT!!!** I’m not 7. I’m lying. It’s just that my therapist says that I have this desperate need for recognition and… _nevermind_.

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**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/17 "2001-08-25T11:41:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lady Juliet \*  
> \*\*I don’t turn 15 until November 4th. 😃 I admit it as well, I’m 14. \*\*

14??? :eek: I was in love with your posts, I love that name, I was thinking…

I feel so dirty…

::hangs head in shame::

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**Author:** ![Spatula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Spatula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatula)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/18 "2001-08-25T15:45:06Z")

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I’m 14, and don’t turn 15 until April 26.

I’m winning! Woohoo!

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/19 "2001-08-25T15:57:44Z")

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My niece, **bluesbabe88** - also known as **Bungirl** to those of you in chat - has registered. She is 13, will be 14 in September.  
I doubt highly that you will see her posting, though, so **Spatula** retains the lead…

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-doper/78030/20 "2001-08-25T16:00:34Z")

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I am two minutes old, and have been posting since April 2000.

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