# Youngest Poster **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 21, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-poster/16256 "2000-04-21T03:18:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-poster/16256/1 "2000-04-21T03:18:00Z")
Who is it? No, not who was VOTED, I’m curious as to who is actually the youngest registered person. * * * Well, either you’re closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge or you are not aware of the power of the presence of a pool table in your community. Ya’ got trouble my friends! - Prof. Harold Hill Gary Conservatory Gold Medal Class '05 ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-poster/16256/2 "2000-04-21T03:28:00Z")
By process of elimination: it isn’t me. * * * “Organs gross me out. That’s _organs_, not orgasms.” -the wallster ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-poster/16256/3 "2000-04-21T06:29:00Z")
I was, in fact, voted ‘Youngest Male Poster’, but I’m 16 years old (17 in November) and I’m sure it isn’t me. * * * Sheesh! You’d think Scotty would have an extra set of dilithium crystals in his toolbox. But noooooo… - A Wally Sig Sunday: Observed the Sabbath by not being an asshole. - From Drain Bead’s Schedule ---
**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-poster/16256/4 "2000-04-21T09:38:00Z")
Not I ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-poster/16256/5 "2000-04-21T11:37:00Z")
I’m 20, but somehow I think there’s someone younger out there in the teeming thousands. * * * A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing: “I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig! ---
**Author:** ![Amazingrace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Amazingrace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazingrace)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-poster/16256/6 "2000-04-21T21:39:00Z")
I just turned 15 today! I think I am one of the youngest posters, but I think there may be others out there younger than I. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-poster/16256/7 "2000-04-21T21:57:00Z")
Happy Birthday Amazingrace ! I’m not sure but tinycow may have you beat. * * * “Ayesha, Who can bend minds with her spoon” sig. by WallyM7 profile by UncleBeer, thanks guys. Voted SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-poster/16256/8 "2000-04-21T23:32:00Z")
Wow. I’m 16 now (17 next Feb.). I figured I was one of the younger ones, if not THE youngest. ---
**Author:** ![Highlander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Highlander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Highlander)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-poster/16256/9 "2000-04-21T23:35:00Z")
Although he has made only two or three posts, Melin’s and my Middle Son, who is registered here as “Middle Son” may be the youngest poster; his birthday is October 3, 1988, making him eleven and a half years old. Our Eldest Son, registered as such, was fifteen on March 11. He has a handful of posts. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-poster/16256/10 "2000-04-21T23:44:00Z")
I got all of you beat I’m still in my mothers womb!! Aint modern science great? 🙂 * * * It doesnt matter you win or lose just so long as I can piss you off 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_cow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ad7895/32.png) [@tiny\_cow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_cow)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youngest-poster/16256/11 "2000-04-22T05:19:00Z")
> [@](#): > > **Garfield226:** > Who is it? No, not who was VOTED, I’m curious as to who is actually the youngest registered person. [Oldest/Youngest Doper](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004362.html) Here’s the thread that was done on it a few months ago. As for me, nope, not _actually_ the youngest, although I may be the youngest who really “transferred” over from the old AOL area, and yes, I was voted Youngest Female. I’ve sorta remained in relative obscurity on the boards, though, so I’m surprised someone else didn’t pick up the title. * * * “Good grief!” cried Whistler as he saw his mother scrubbing the floor on her hands and knees. “Are you off your rocker?”