# Your 10 Worst Movies of the Decade **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 19, 2009, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814 "2009-12-19T01:55:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Uzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/91b2a8/32.png) [@Uzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uzi)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/61 "2009-12-21T11:59:40Z")
> [@Justin\_Credible](#): > > 1. Bangkok Dangerous Just bad. But, I admit to still having it on my hard drive just to watch the dancers at the Caribbean club. ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/62 "2009-12-21T14:59:12Z")
That horrible Will Ferrell flick - you know, the one with NASCAR? Ah, Talladega Nights. That was execrable. Looking at his filmography, oy, he’s made a ton of bad movies. Semi-Pro was also terrible. ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/63 "2009-12-21T15:29:43Z")
1. Evan Almighty 2. Terminator: Salvation 3. Star Wars: Attack of the Clones 4. High Tention 5. Max Payne 6. Friday the 13th remake 7. The Tale of Despereux (not looking up the spelling) 8. A Ewe Boll movie where the main character is named Farmer. Don’t remember the name. 9. Austin Powers: Goldmember 10. Alexander Obviously, this is restricted to movies I’ve seen. ---
**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/64 "2009-12-21T16:18:29Z")
> [@FordTaurusSHO94](#): > > I was one of the few who enjoyed Transformers. The few? :rolleyes: The movie made $708 million worldwide…obviously more than a few people enjoyed it. ---
**Author:** ![Lantern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d26b3c/32.png) [@Lantern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lantern)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/65 "2009-12-21T16:29:30Z")
I am pretty choosy about what I see on the big screen and I rarely see something that I really hate. The worst one this decade was probably Matrix Reloaded. Surprisingly I found Revolutions quite enjoyable. I also mildly enjoyed Attack of the Clones and I think Revenge of the Sith is the second best of the six after ESB. I agree with everyone that Phantom Menace is an abomination; possibly the worst film I have ever seen at a theater. ---
**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/66 "2009-12-21T16:58:45Z")
In no particular order: The Golden Compass Scary Movie 2 De-Lovely Hostel Righteous Kill Master & Commander: The Far Side of the World The New World The Fog Swordfish ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/67 "2009-12-21T17:06:29Z")
Ok, if _Transformers_ was a 10 (from 1 to 10) on the bad scale, _Transformers 2_ was a 100. ---
**Author:** ![Iggins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Iggins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggins)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/68 "2009-12-21T18:18:12Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > Ok, if _Transformers_ was a 10 (from 1 to 10) on the bad scale, _Transformers 2_ was a 100. This needs to be emphatically seconded. I think Bay made the movie specifically to be insulting to the audience. And I actually can tolerate the first one. Decepticon balls, indeed. ---
**Author:** ![FordTaurusSHO94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f07891/32.png) [@FordTaurusSHO94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordTaurusSHO94)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/69 "2009-12-21T20:54:25Z")
> [@RikWriter](#): > > The few? :rolleyes: > The movie made $708 million worldwide…obviously more than a few people enjoyed it. I meant to say one of the few on this forum. I enjoy most of the parts with the robots, but any scenes with only humans are terrible in both movies. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/70 "2009-12-21T20:57:06Z")
\*Translymania \*sucked so bad it should count for all 10. ---
**Author:** ![Trick\_Rider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Trick\_Rider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trick_Rider)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/71 "2009-12-21T21:50:31Z")
_10. Evan Almighty_ - Felt a lot like a straight to DVD sequel _9. Garfield_ - Bill Murray is not Garfield! _8. The Cat In The Hat_ - I’m so sick of old comedians being “zany”. _7. The Tuxedo_ - Jackie Chan. Just Jackie Chan _6. Twilight_ - Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. So much angst. _5. Dragonball Evolution_ - This didn’t even seem like a Dragonball movie. _4. The Game Plan_ - The Rock and Madison Pettis. Pure torture. _3. Eragon_ - “I HAVE SKIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLS!” That’s really all that needs to be said. _2. The Happening_ - No Mr. Shyamalan, that’s not how biology works. _1. Toronto Stories_ - I have seen **one** good Canadian film. This was not it. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/72 "2009-12-21T22:12:30Z")
> [@Ale](#): > > From 1 to 10: > > Transformers Quadruple ditto. Plus, Bagger Vance, The Happening and Lady in the Water, V for Vendetta, and almost all the comic book movies including Iron Man. Ugh. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/73 "2009-12-21T22:21:11Z")
> [@yellowval](#): > > In no particular order: > Master & Commander: The Far Side of the World :eek: I would list this among the TOP films of the decade! Maybe it’s not for everyone, but it hardly deserves to be in the company of the other films you listed. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/74 "2009-12-21T23:06:21Z")
> [@infinitii](#): > > I personally don’t know what my worst movies of the decade would be, but it’s difficult to argue that there is anything good about “Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever” – I watched this for the first time about a year ago and being completely baffled at the finale. I was sufficiently aggravated that I started a thread about that movie back in 2002, and I almost never start threads. Checking, I find out _Star Trek: Insurrection_ was in 1998, but I’d be willing to bend space and time itself to include it in _any_ decade’s list of the worst films. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/75 "2009-12-21T23:12:03Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > Cloverfield. > > I can watch some horrible stuff, and can be pretty forgiving about it. Cloverfield however was so awful, I could only tolerate it for about a half hour. > > It was simply so BAD, I couldn’t tolerate it. That’s too bad. When I rewatch this movie, which I do frequently I usually START it at about the half hour mark. ---
**Author:** ![Klytus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Klytus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klytus)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/76 "2009-12-21T23:22:04Z")
I can’t believe no one has yet mentioned the utter awfulness of _Dungeons & Dragons_. We went to see it _knowing_ it was a bad movie, and we were **still** disappointed and horrified by how awful it was. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/77 "2009-12-21T23:39:12Z")
And it didn’t have the decency to be campy (except for “give me the ROD!”) No, it was a fest of so-bad-that-it’s-bad acting and plot combined with nearly breathtaking (for the time) CGI. ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/78 "2009-12-21T23:45:28Z")
Is it just me, or did I not see Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on anyone’s list? Not only was it a horrible movie, it also besmirched the reputation of a classic franchise. That hurts twice as much. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/79 "2009-12-21T23:51:55Z")
I can think of only two movies that I’ve actually seen that deserve to be on the decade’s shitlist: _What the Bleep Do We Know Dogville_ ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814/80 "2009-12-22T02:23:26Z")
> [@kidneyfailure](#): > > Is it just me, or did I not see Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on anyone’s list? Not only was it a horrible movie, it also besmirched the reputation of a classic franchise. That hurts twice as much. Well, Attack of the Clones was worse and affected an equally cool previous series. I liked Indy 4. I would have ranked them: 1. Last Crusade 2. Raiders 3. Crystal Skull 4. Temple of Doom [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-10-worst-movies-of-the-decade/521814.md?page=5)