# Your 2020 campaign slogan **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [July 15, 2019, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117 "2019-07-15T07:10:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/1 "2019-07-15T07:10:59Z")
‪ **SlackerInc 2020: Please sell me five pieces of bread for five dollars** ‬ Rules‪ here: ‬[https://twitter.com/robinskyleigh/status/1148032733542674433?s=21](https://twitter.com/robinskyleigh/status/1148032733542674433?s=21) > [@](#): > > Your 2020 campaign slogan is: Your last name + 2020 + the last text you sent. ---
**Author:** ![Unreconstructed\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/76d3ee/32.png) [@Unreconstructed\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unreconstructed_Man)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/2 "2019-07-15T07:59:14Z")
MAN 2020: LOL FUCK OFF!!! It’s unorthodox, but it definitely captures the essence of my campaign. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/3 "2019-07-15T13:07:45Z")
Me 2020: ok. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/4 "2019-07-15T13:24:41Z")
Lendervedder 2020: I thought she was in her 50s ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/5 "2019-07-15T15:47:19Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/6 "2019-07-15T15:52:07Z")
“You Could Do Worse.” ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/7 "2019-07-15T16:00:29Z")
Laser 2020: Sure I like it. It makes me sound reliable. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/8 "2019-07-15T16:04:49Z")
T2020ThatIsSoInartfullyWorded ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/9 "2019-07-15T16:25:45Z")
LN 2020 Need anything from Xville? ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/10 "2019-07-15T16:36:50Z")
enalzi 2020: Some cream and sugar If I go back one text, I have my perfect re-election slogan- enalzi 2024: Sorry I didn’t get much done. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/11 "2019-07-15T16:47:00Z")
Euphonious Polemic 2020: I know what you mean. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/12 "2019-07-15T16:59:42Z")
I think these slogans (well, the ones that follow the rules) are awesome. But now I’m reading actual campaign slogans of the candidates, and trying to reverse engineer them into texts. Biden 2020: Our best days still lie ahead. (OMG, that’s so tragic! Was that text to his wife?) Harris 2020: For the people. (Party planning? Not sure.) Warren 2020: We will save our democracy (a group text to the next resistance meeting, I guess) Sanders 2020: Not me. Us. (Seems really skeevey.) ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/13 "2019-07-15T17:06:09Z")
Axe 2020: Okay, thanks ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/14 "2019-07-15T17:14:36Z")
Ludovic 2020: Our Lady Peace is one of my favorite grunge-related bands. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/15 "2019-07-15T17:31:22Z")
Turnip 2020: Are you sure? I don’t even see his mouth moving! ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/16 "2019-07-15T18:10:41Z")
ugh this is just bad Stickler 2020: I made a cherry cheesecake should you want some dessert. ---
**Author:** ![Unreconstructed\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/76d3ee/32.png) [@Unreconstructed\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unreconstructed_Man)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/17 "2019-07-15T18:13:06Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > ugh this is just bad > > Stickler 2020: I made a cherry cheesecake should you want some dessert. You kidding? I’d vote for that in a heartbeat! ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/18 "2019-07-15T19:20:30Z")
> [@Unreconstructed\_Man](#): > > You kidding? I’d vote for that in a heartbeat! Um. Cheesecake for everyone? That sounds suspiciously Marxist, just saying… ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/19 "2019-07-15T19:33:03Z")
> [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser](#): > > Um. Cheesecake for everyone? That sounds suspiciously Marxist, just saying… Or it could carry the opposite connotation - “Let them eat cheesecake” ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/20 "2019-07-15T19:44:29Z")
Akaj 2020: Makes the room nice and dark (I had just installed a new window shade, and Ms. A asked how it looked.) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117.md?page=2)