# Your 2020 campaign slogan **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [July 15, 2019, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117 "2019-07-15T07:10:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![HurricaneDitka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HurricaneDitka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HurricaneDitka)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/21 "2019-07-15T21:48:08Z")
Ditka 2020: Yes, I can ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/22 "2019-07-15T22:13:34Z")
**Buckner 2020:** Will do! Gosh, mine works quite well. Although I’d probably still lose to **Inner Stickler** ’s pandering to the voters with the cherry cheesecake. Heck, I probably wouldn’t even vote for myself, come to think of it. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/23 "2019-07-15T22:19:41Z")
Procrustus 2020: Enforcing uniformity and conformity ---
**Author:** ![pjacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@pjacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjacks)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/24 "2019-07-15T22:21:11Z")
Samson 2020: Shrimp Ceviche Salad With Queso Par Freir Going hard after the Latino vote I guess. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/25 "2019-07-15T22:26:02Z")
bobot 2020: She’s more than welcome! ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/26 "2019-07-15T22:31:52Z")
Fish 2020: OK Simple, understated, not building up unreasonable expectations. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/27 "2019-07-15T22:39:33Z")
Me 2020: Hey, my doctor just told me it was time for another colonoscopy. The full text was more than that, but this is punchier. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/28 "2019-07-15T22:40:29Z")
Guy 2020: But the sentence diagramming was a good job regardless. Policy wonk, indeed. ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/29 "2019-07-15T23:24:16Z")
**41** 2020: Thanks for being available on short notice. (Really hoping for voter turnout.) ---
**Author:** ![Jas09](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jas09](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jas09)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/30 "2019-07-15T23:26:53Z")
Jas 2020: We’re not going to your Mom’s tonight, are we? OK, I’m screwed… ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/31 "2019-07-15T23:45:55Z")
Locrian 2020: Foreign Dialogue Needs to Be Translated (I work in subtitles…) ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/32 "2019-07-16T00:50:10Z")
Axe 2020: Ok, see ya whenever. ---
**Author:** ![OldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3bc359/32.png) [@OldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/33 "2019-07-16T01:36:47Z")
OldGuy 2020: Anyone but Trump. So it could be me. – Right? ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/34 "2019-07-16T01:53:20Z")
Hmmm…this one doesn’t really work, but I’m just following the rule: blondebear 2020:[image of The Beatles with Cassius Clay](https://www.beatlesbible.com/wp/media/640218_beatles-cassius-clay_02-580x474.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/35 "2019-07-17T00:14:55Z")
Lingel 2020: And it works! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/36 "2019-07-17T03:15:25Z")
Lots of fun ones! ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/37 "2019-07-17T17:34:42Z")
Z 2020: LOL, good night ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/38 "2019-07-17T17:47:01Z")
> [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser](#): > > Laser 2020: Sure > > I like it. It makes me sound reliable. Same. Dung Beetle 2020: Sure! I think it makes us sound slutty. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/39 "2019-07-17T22:09:00Z")
**Sherrerd 2020: ETA 7:15** ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/40 "2019-07-17T23:03:49Z")
Beckdawrek 2020 Okay (3 kissy emojis) have fun. I’m adhering to the Par-tay line. Yep. I’ll win. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117.md?page=3)