# Your 2020 campaign slogan **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [July 15, 2019, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117 "2019-07-15T07:10:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jungian\_Camisole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@Jungian\_Camisole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jungian_Camisole)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/41 "2019-07-17T23:09:57Z")
Camisole 2020 - I have studied the menu and know what I want. I’m thorough and decisive! ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/42 "2019-07-17T23:44:28Z")
Dinor 2020 - WTF?!? ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/43 "2019-07-18T00:00:51Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > **Sherrerd 2020: ETA 7:15** Mine would be useful only if my base turned out to be conspiracy theorists. Or, possibly, evangelicals. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/44 "2019-07-18T00:04:06Z")
**Superdude** 2020: Are we still on for tomorrow? The previous 2 would have also worked in strange ways: **Superdude** 2020: Congrats! -or- **Superdude** 2020: Hey! Come over here and pay attention to me! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/45 "2019-07-18T04:23:29Z")
El\_Kabong 2020: Yep. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/46 "2019-07-18T18:55:09Z")
Pescado 2020: I want to cum in your mouth ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/47 "2019-07-18T19:01:25Z")
I made that up. I don’t text. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/48 "2019-07-18T19:01:40Z")
> [@DinoR](#): > > Dinor 2020 - WTF?!? That seems all too appropriate for an American election these days. > [@El\_Kabong](#): > > El\_Kabong 2020: Yep. Kinda going for the Upper Midwestern vote, eh? Very strategic! States like Minnesota and Iowa will be crucial! > [@Gatopescado](#): > > Pescado 2020: I want to cum in your mouth Oh, my. ETA: Well heck, Gatopescado, that’s cheating! I demand a Special Counsel investigation of the 2020 made-up campaign slogan scandal! ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/49 "2019-07-18T19:17:19Z")
Coverage 2020: by all means. :eek: :eek: That makes me sound ruthless like the ends always justify the means. ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/50 "2019-07-18T20:36:02Z")
Goodness 2020: Ok, I’ll wait. Setting up my 2024 run, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Navigator66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/43a26b/32.png) [@Navigator66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator66)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/51 "2019-07-18T22:50:15Z")
Navigator2020 - I’ll lead us out of the chaos By ballot or bullet the orange motherfucker is going down And little Kellyann too ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/52 "2019-07-18T23:33:04Z")
> [@MEBuckner](#): > > ETA: Well heck, Gatopescado, that’s cheating! I demand a Special Counsel investigation of the 2020 made-up campaign slogan scandal! I’m gonna Rules-Lawyer here and say that technically it _wasn’t_ cheating. I just didn’t ‘text’ it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2019, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/53 "2019-07-19T01:21:10Z")
Itself 2020: How about Werthers Chewy Caramels? ---
**Author:** ![Arrogance\_Ex\_Machina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrogance_ex_machina/32/192_2.png) [@Arrogance\_Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrogance_Ex_Machina)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2019, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/54 "2019-07-19T01:28:10Z")
Machina 2020 - Sauna tomorrow? Fighting the climate change here, clearly. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2019, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/55 "2019-07-19T02:05:02Z")
This really _is_ as good as the ‘your stripper name’ game. Better, even. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/56 "2019-07-19T13:45:27Z")
“L1ves 2020: OK” I’d vote for that. > [@Gatopescado](#): > > I made that up. I don’t text. Pity. That was probably the most effective one. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/57 "2019-07-20T04:26:36Z")
Okay, I’ve got a new one: Axe 2020: Remember you were disappointed that there were no big guns? I don’t even know what I’m campaigning on, but it sounds rad as hell! ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/58 "2019-07-20T06:59:09Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > Okay, I’ve got a new one: > > Axe 2020: Remember you were disappointed that there were no big guns? > > I don’t even know what I’m campaigning on, but it sounds rad as hell! At least I guess we know which party you’re representing… ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/59 "2019-07-20T19:10:55Z")
CairoCarol 2020: Monday is fine. ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/60 "2019-07-20T19:13:11Z")
kayT 2020: Hope you are feeling better today. If I express/pretend concern for the voters, will they vote for me? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117.md?page=4)