# Your 2020 campaign slogan

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [July 15, 2019, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117 "2019-07-15T07:10:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/81 "2019-08-16T17:59:57Z")

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You last three didn’t read the OP

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**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/82 "2019-08-28T18:20:33Z")

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Gukumatz 2020: Who’s up for beer after work?

Solid winner, if you ask me.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/83 "2019-08-28T19:15:45Z")

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Beetle 2020: Not dead, not healthy.  
Sounds like you won’t have to put up with me long in any case!

(I was texting my husband a picture of an ailing chicken.)

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/84 "2019-08-28T19:21:08Z")

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This really _is_ better than the stripper name game, in which my name was Carla Vinton. Sounds more like a CPA than a stripper.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/85 "2019-08-29T00:32:45Z")

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> [@carrps](#):
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> This really _is_ better than the stripper name game, in which my name was Carla Vinton. Sounds more like a CPA than a stripper.

Yeah, some of those end up really boring. Particularly if you grew up on “117th Street.”

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/86 "2019-08-29T01:14:39Z")

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I always liked my science-fiction name: Karfx of Prednisone. (Stripper name is Fluffy Cook.)

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/87 "2019-08-29T03:09:21Z")

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One more -

Guest-starring: Id! in 2020 - if you like it nekkid, you’ll like me. A lot.

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**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/88 "2019-08-29T05:36:01Z")

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> [@Gukumatz](#):
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> Gukumatz 2020: Who’s up for beer after work?
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> Solid winner, if you ask me.

I agree! OTOH, this…

> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> Beetle 2020: Not dead, not healthy.

…sounds like the slogan Bernie or Biden would get stuck with if they lost a bet.

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**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/89 "2019-08-29T14:18:34Z")

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Mine is just a picture of my Yorkie sleeping in the cat’s tree, so I win.

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**Author:** ![Translucent\_Daydream](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/translucent_daydream/32/16170_2.png) [@Translucent\_Daydream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Translucent_Daydream)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/90 "2019-08-29T16:16:30Z")

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TD 2020: “Slap-a-ho”

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/91 "2019-08-29T16:46:27Z")

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> [@DigitalC](#):
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> Mine is just a picture of my Yorkie sleeping in the cat’s tree, so I win.

I’d vote for you. The Yorkie or the cat, too. Even the tree would be an upgrade.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/92 "2019-08-29T16:52:51Z")

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Czarcasm 2020: I’m going to dump it and start all over.

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**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/93 "2019-08-30T03:25:54Z")

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LOL, a transformational candidate!

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**Author:** ![Beesnest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@Beesnest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beesnest)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/94 "2019-08-30T23:37:17Z")

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Beesnest 2020 Too hot to sit outside

Wasn’t the whole message but still…

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2019, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-2020-campaign-slogan/837117/95 "2019-08-31T01:39:04Z")

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Porpentine 2020: Ok! I’d like to go over some stuff with you before I submit a budget to Kim, so how about I bring my laptop over? Let me know what time you want to leave.

That might be a little, uh, long-winded.

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