Your 3 greatest Olympic moments

Not only do I know what my three are (plus one which technically wasn’t about the competition itself but is so awesome I had to include it), they fit perfectly into my categories of what makes a moment great.

#3. Greg Louganis’ final event
Theme: The passing-of-the-crown moment
Louganis, the diver of divers, faced the toughest challenge of his life in his final contest, a 14 year old Chinese beanpole with the grace of a ballerina and the precision of a neurosurgeon. His final dive alone was one of the ten best I’ve seen in my entire life. Of course I, being a good little patriot at the time, was rooting for our man, but I knew that he’d need to pull off something truly epic to beat him. And he did. One of the most amazing sports duels ever. I hope that afterward Louganis complimented the kid and said that he had a phenomenal future ahead of him. That would’ve made this absolutely perfect.

#2. Sarah Hughes winning gold in the women’s all-around
Theme: Any given Sunday
Ten years prior, had you predicted that Michelle Kwan and another American would finish 1-3 in the all-around, you’d be accused of being on crack (which was something people said a lot back then, much like “Chuck Norris” and “arrow to the knee” today). Had you also predicted that it would’ve been the unknown American taking the gold, they might’ve gone after you with straitjackets. And yet the young, plucky Hughes, knowing that she was up against skating royalty, never flinched, turning in a stellar long program. Kwan’s gold hopes would tumble when she did, and Irina Slutskaya, who went last and should have nailed it shut, turned in the most lackluster, unimpressive, feeble routine imaginable; the commentators knew from the first moment that she was dragging it. Her complacency would end up costing her dearly, as Hughes, who stepped up when it mattered, scored an upset for the ages. Bonus points for the headline “American Beats Kwan”, which in terms of headline howlers rivals “Cloth Diapers Saved By Full Dumps”.

#1. Some Australian takes gold in short track speed skating
Theme: Crap happens…BOY, does it ever happen
I don’t remember his name. I don’t remember who his opponents were. I don’t remember what the distance was. I don’t have the slightest clue what caused that ridiculous pileup just meters from the finish. But the sight of that also-ran Aussie, who trailed badly for the entire race, casually circumventing disaster and raising his arms in triumph, every bit as shocked as the spectators as to what he just pulled…well…defining moment of the Olympics. Summer and winter, for all time. Look, I’ve railed long enough about how years of dedication, effort, and sacrifice could be undone by a bonehead ruling, venal judge, or petty technicality; isn’t it nice when Olympic chaos produces something positive for a change?

Honorable mention: Korean skater is disqualified for illegal move
Theme: Justice is (finally) served
In one of Apolo Ohno’s final short track events, a Korean skater, their best (and last chance) for gold that Olympiad cut across the ice directly in front of him. This was “cross tracking”, a disqualification offense. Now, if you’ll remember, Koreans have had something of a history of getting the benefit of slanted officiating, from a jaw-dropping boxing decision in '88 to roughly 375 favorable bad calls in the 2002 World Cup (they came within an eyelash of making it to the finals over BRAZIL, just to put it in perspective). Most of us knew exactly what was coming: Officials ignore the cross track, Korean takes gold, we point out the cross track, we get shouted down, we file official protest, Korea sticks its cronies on the board, toady journalists say we should just get over it, and nothing ever gets done ever. Well, imagine our surprise when the officials deliberated, and determined that the Korean did indeed cross track…BUUUUUUTT…but…but nothing, he’s disqualified, and Ohno takes the gold. Naturally, the Korean contingent, including the coach, railed about this, a couple of them even demanding “co-golds” (nice precedent you set there, pairs figure skating officials, but that’s a subject for another thread). The IOC’s response? “The decision stands. Quit bothering us about it.”

And if it didn’t sink in for them that the gravy train was over, it certainly has now.

There should be a name for this. The iconic sports moments all have names: The Miracle on Ice, The Play, The Catch, The Immaculate Reception, The Shot Heard 'Round The World. How about: The Correct Call. Simple and effective.

Best Olympics Moments

Kerri Strug’s vault

Dorothy Hammill’s 1976 freestyle skate, where she was showered with flowers afterward

Miracle on Ice

Eric Heiden’s 5 golds. That man had tree trunks for thighs.

2004 US women’s soccer gold medal

I did not include ceremonies in mine, but this would be my top one if I did. I lived in China for two years and that opening ceremony was amazing, one of the best performances I’ve ever seen. Despite their government being bad, the Chinese people really deserved and earned the Olympics and they did a great job.

Ooh. Forgot Rulon Gardner. David beating Goliath.

How could I have forgotten the Beijing opening ceremonies?! Unreal.

And the slow Aussie who avoided the train wreck and got gold in short-track! (And here comes Ohno, clawing his way on hands and knees to silver!) I think his name was Bradbury, maybe.

Shaun White and his snowboarding pwnage. And his foul-mouthed coach, heh heh.

I’ve never seen an Olympic sport made such a mockery of by one of its own competitors. White was so far ahead of the competition that it was difficult to believe they were engaged in the same sport. It was like White had been practising for years and they’d just taken the sport up two months before.

Watching Shaun White win at the Olympics was like if you went to a kid’s guitar school recital, and a dozen kids come up and pick and chord their way through some more or less recognizable tunes, some okay and some you applaud out of politeness, and then suddenly Prince walks onstage and shreds his guitar for ten minutes of superhuman awesomeness, and then walks off and the kids begin again. Shaun White was that far ahead.

The way the scoring worked then ( it’s changed since) it was mathematically impossible for Manley to overtake Witt based on the long program, no matter how well she skated. She was too far behind.

Don’t forget that at that time compulsory figures were still a significant part of the final score.

Anyway, to answer the question:

  1. The miracle on ice.
  2. Nadia Comenici.

Those were easy. The third is difficult, since there have been so many great moments. I think I’ll pick one that is obscure to most people but I remember well.

  1. Kathy Kreiner winning the giant slalom at Innsbruck 1976. Total upset by the Canadian.

It would have been possible had someone else finished ahead of Witt, but of course there was no way that was going to happen, though technically speaking Midori Ito’s performance was vastly superior.

The CF score was designed to ensure upsets wouldn’t happen. That was always the first part of the fix; they just ranked the skaters to ensure the preferred winners had an early advantage. Witt’s compulsory figures weren’t actually any good, she was ranked third all the same to ensure she’d win.

In any case, East German medals shouldn’t count; every single one ever awarded should be revoked. Manley was the real winner, Thomas won the real silver (if maybe not deservedly, either) and Jill Trenary should have won the bronze.

I’m glad they ditched the compulsary figures, though perhaps they ought to change the event name to reflect this.

Now it’s really all about jumps and spins and choreography, and most of the girls probably couldn’t carve the figures on a bet.

If we are allowing opening ceremonies, I would note the cauldron lighting in Barcelona. Amazing.

Damn right. That was excellent!!

  1. Dave Wottle’s come from behind win in the 800m in 1972.

  2. The Canadian women’s hockey team cigar and beer celebration after winning the gold in 2010.

  3. The Dream Team’s basketball win thumping everyone in 1992.

2008: Kayaker Benjamin Boukpeti winning Togo’s first-ever medal and snapping his paddle in celebration.

2010: Petra Majdic taking bronze in the cross-country sprint after falling on the icy course during a practice round. She had five broken ribs and a punctured lung.

1996: Kerri Strug’s on a lot of these lists for a reason.

–Cliffy

Kerri Strug is the first one that pops into my mind. At the time, I couldn’t give two craps about gymnastics but man that was amazing.

Just going by things I actually remember seeing, I’d put the entire '92 Dream Team Olympic tournament in there. They won every single game before the ball was even tipped.

My third one is the Dan vs. Dave run up to the '92 summer games. Six months before the Olympics you’d have thought the decathalon was an afterthought, we just needed to sort out gold and silver between those two. Well, Dan didn’t qualify and Dave won bronze, but Reebok probably sold a lot of shoes.

Hm… my top 3: Bolt slowing down in the 100m, Phelps last-gasp reach for the gold, and Strug landing that vault.

Miracle on Ice
Kerri Strug
Mary Lou Retton’s vault for the all-around gold.

Ooooh, this might have been in my top 5, anyway. It was a great match and hilarious to watch the unbeatable champion react as he loses a point to Rulon Gardner, let alone the whole match. Amazing match.

Do you believe in miracles…again?

I’d go with Bob Beamon jump for number 1, but that’s because I saw it, it made a special impression on me, and later I got to meet him.

After that I’d go with the 1976 domination of the boxing venue by Americans. Again because saw it, and then I got to watch the careers of the boxers.

Third is probably a tie for the medal records reached by Al Oerter, Mark Spitz, Michael Phelps, and others. All stuff I’ve seen.

For historical purposes, I’d go with Jim Thorpe, Jesse Owens, and Emil Zatopek.

I’m not sure what you mean by “greatest.”

  1. You can’t have “the greatest” without “The Greatest” - Muhammad Ali lighting the torch (well, sort of) in 1996. When the element that was supposed to go up to the cauldron itself got stuck, I for one was thinking, “They have The Greatest standing right there - he should run up the ladder and light it himself!”

  2. Daley Thompson’s back-to-back decathlon wins - even though both of them were in “boycotted” Olympics, he could claim that he beat the best of every other country at least once somewhere along the way; also, after his win, he put on a T-shirt slamming ABC for its USA-centric TV coverage (for example, every night’s “late night” coverage consisted of either a Team USA men’s volleyball match or a Team USA water polo match, probably because it aired around 9 PM Pacific time and ABC figured most people watching were in southern California where these two sports are popular).

  3. Michael Phelps. Eight gold medals. Enough said.

One thing I have noticed over the years; USA is the only country allowed to “choke.” When USA loses an event it should have won easily (e.g. 2011 Women’s World Cup soccer final against Japan), “we choked,” but when USA is the victorious underdog (e.g. 1980 (and, for that matter, 1960) Olympic ice hockey game vs. USSR), the other country never chokes; it was entirely due to the incredible play of Team USA.