# Your best hiding place.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-hiding-place/628301>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 15, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-hiding-place/628301 "2012-07-15T14:37:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-hiding-place/628301/41 "2012-07-17T20:30:11Z")

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When I was a teenager, I gave almost all of my dolls/stuffed animals - all but my Dressy Bessy doll. See, she had a zippered pocket on her stomach, accessible after you unbuttoned her vest. I kept her on my bookcase, out in plain sight. Mom once asked my why I kept it - I responded “nostalgia”.

I took a hint from my sister when it came to hiding XMas/BDay presents from TheKid - I hid everything in the dirty laundry hamper. Her boys _never_ put their clothes in the hamper, so never had a clue. I did the same thing for many years. I finally told her about it a few years ago - she was upset that I deceived her so easily (more than once I came home to my bedroom closet shuffled through a week before Xmas/Bday).

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-hiding-place/628301/42 "2012-07-17T21:27:26Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Napkin holders with .45s underneath, wine bottles with shives that would give a Con a hard-on, \*

Ah yes, the old [hidden weapons trick](http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84).

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