# Your best Title for Bill Clinton's memoirs.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 7, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260 "2001-08-07T12:59:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![VanLandry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/eb9ed0/32.png) [@VanLandry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VanLandry)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/1 "2001-08-07T12:59:04Z")

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“Catch Her In The Eye”  
“War and Peace of Ass”  
and yours?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/2 "2001-08-07T13:03:30Z")

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Deep Throat.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/3 "2001-08-07T13:04:36Z")

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“Impeach This”  
“The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy And You”  
And on, and on

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**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/4 "2001-08-07T13:06:21Z")

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One Blew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

Intern-National Affairs of the President.

The Habits of Seven Highly Effective Interns.

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**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/5 "2001-08-07T14:16:28Z")

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**Haw Haw Haw I Got Away With Everything** by Wm. Jefferson Clinton.

I imagine he says this hourly. Strange man.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/6 "2001-08-07T14:22:39Z")

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“Close but no cigar”

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/7 "2001-08-07T15:17:33Z")

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**Naked Came I**

[/Bloom County]

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**Author:** ![Or\_n\_ry\_Oscar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9de0a6/32.png) [@Or\_n\_ry\_Oscar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Or_n_ry_Oscar)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/8 "2001-08-07T15:30:40Z")

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“Not So Little Women.”

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/9 "2001-08-07T16:43:07Z")

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“I did not have sex with that woman”

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**Author:** ![buddy1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6a8cbe/32.png) [@buddy1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddy1)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/10 "2001-08-07T17:08:21Z")

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“HOW TO SUCCEED IN POLITICS BY ALWAYS LYING”!!

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**Author:** ![The\_Raven\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@The\_Raven\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Raven_1)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/11 "2001-08-07T17:20:18Z")

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**It WAS the Economy, Stupid!**

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/12 "2001-08-07T17:21:53Z")

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“So, how are YOU doing?”

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**Author:** ![BlueMoonofKentucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8dc957/32.png) [@BlueMoonofKentucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueMoonofKentucky)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/13 "2001-08-07T17:23:45Z")

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_ **You’ll Laugh, You’ll Cry, You’ll kiss all Respect for the President Goodbye…** _ My eight years of leading Y’all on! By W.J. Clintoon

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/14 "2001-08-07T17:34:06Z")

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The meaning of the word “Is”  
Presidency, Interrupted by Girl

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**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/15 "2001-08-07T18:37:10Z")

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“Cummings and Goings” or “The Mot-So-Bad and The Not-So-Beautiful.”

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**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/16 "2001-08-07T18:38:43Z")

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“Not” not “Mot” (note to self-preview is our friend)

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**Author:** ![The\_Bitterdrunk\_Kid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@The\_Bitterdrunk\_Kid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Bitterdrunk_Kid)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/17 "2001-08-07T18:58:07Z")

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Around The World In 80 Condoms

Sex, Lies, and Videotape DON’T EXIST!

101 Things To Do With A Cigar

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**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/18 "2001-08-07T19:27:38Z")

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I _Did_ Have Sexual Relations With That Woman (and That Woman, and That Woman, and…)

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/19 "2001-08-07T19:34:05Z")

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I Was Still the Most Powerful Man in the World - And You Can All Kiss My Ass!

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/20 "2001-08-07T19:35:34Z")

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Little Bill Comes Clean.

_-or-_

Slick Willy Comes Clean.

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