# Your best Title for Bill Clinton's memoirs. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 7, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260 "2001-08-07T12:59:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/41 "2001-08-09T00:39:06Z")
Socks and other P@$$% (edited for content) ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/42 "2001-08-09T05:13:16Z")
Dr. Slicklove (or how I learned to stop scurrying and love the Mon) Hey, at least I didn’t barf on the Japanese Bigger than Jesus (or, at the very least, the Pope) Presidency for Dummies ---
**Author:** ![Dave\_Stewart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Dave\_Stewart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave_Stewart)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/43 "2001-08-09T05:23:45Z")
“Try Flossing with This” “The Breadth of my Wisdom: the Depth of her Throat” “The Rules of Inappropriate Intimate Contact Sports” ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/44 "2001-08-09T05:37:58Z")
“The Lying Game” “Gulp Fiction” “Good Will Humping” “It’s About My Weenie, Stupid” ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/45 "2001-08-09T14:56:17Z")
“Slick Willy and his Slick Willy” “Willy and the White House” “He Gave Her the Willies” ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/46 "2001-08-09T15:14:57Z")
Danimal has brilliant idea, scurries to open thread. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*Between two Bushes…And I ain’t talking about George! \*\* Curses! Foiled again! ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/47 "2001-08-09T17:59:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > \*\*Presidency for Dummies \*\* We’re talking about _Bill Clinton’s_ memoirs, not _George W. Bush’s_. (Obvious joke, but someone had to say it… 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/48 "2001-08-09T18:50:43Z")
[http://www.andrewsullivan.com](http://www.andrewsullivan.com) had a contest where he asked readers to submit ideas. Here are some of the submissions: \* Stuck Between Two Bushes - Hey, It Ain’t All That Bad Is You Is Or Is You Ain’t My Intern Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word A.I.: Ahdidnothave Intercourse Crouching Bubba, Stolen Sofa Taking All Comers Impeach This! Cashing In: or How I Stopped Worrying About Money and Learned to Love the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Harlem Globetrotter I Did Not Have Authorial Relations With The Book You Are Holding In Your Hands: A White House Memoir by William Jefferson Clinton No Dope From Hope I Warned You I Had A Bridge to the Twenty-First Century Sax And The City The Buxom Schtupp Here A Mind-numbing Work Of Staggering Length Who Moved My Squeeze? You Know You’re A Redneck When … The White House Edition Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Little Rock Black Like Me Blown Away: My White House Years Sociopath To Power Feeling a Nation’s Pain, Breasts The West Schwing Ooops, I Did It Again The Human Stain American Psycho Cock and Bull Mein Knopf Tuesdays With Monica Visible Man War and Piece As I Lay Lying. He Only Came Twice One Blew Under the President’s Desk The Importance of Seeming Earnest My Cheatin’ Heart Camealot\* And the winner: _ **Is** _ ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/49 "2001-08-09T20:54:59Z")
Eight years of diminishing returns, or How I transformed the office from oval to offal. ---
**Author:** ![dasceder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3d9bf3/32.png) [@dasceder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasceder)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/50 "2001-08-10T01:01:54Z")
I’m Bulletproof ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/51 "2001-08-10T01:30:12Z")
My Time in the Oral Office ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/52 "2001-08-10T01:35:25Z")
The Phantom Penis Attack of the Bones A New Poke The Intern Lies Back My Turn To Not Lie ---
**Author:** ![Dave\_Stewart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Dave\_Stewart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave_Stewart)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/53 "2001-08-10T03:20:39Z")
“Please Buy This Book - I still owe my lawyers” ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/54 "2001-08-10T06:10:34Z")
Dave Stewart - Didn’t you used to pitch for the Oakland Athletics? ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/55 "2001-08-12T04:33:10Z")
_I Did Not Have Sex With This Book_ or _You CAN Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time_ And his next volume, for the legal profession: _Federal Perjury Law–A Horny Book_ ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/56 "2001-08-12T05:10:06Z")
“The Johnson Years” “It Takes a Village (of Young, Nubile Women)” “Curved to the Left” (that one’s a little obscure, but oh well.) “Sometimes a Cigar is Just a Cigar” I came up with these off the cuff, so if they suck, that’s why (_grin_) ---
**Author:** ![panzermanpanzerman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9bcb4/32.png) [@panzermanpanzerman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panzermanpanzerman)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-title-for-bill-clintons-memoirs/75260/57 "2001-08-12T05:29:43Z")
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