# Your BF/Husband dies mid coitus: Do you finish? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 24, 2015, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730 "2015-05-24T16:39:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/1 "2015-05-24T16:39:34Z")
Keep in mind, this is your BF or Husband. The two of you have had consensual sex hundreds of times. For whatever reason, your husband/bf dies mid coitus. You’re confident you only have about two or three pumps left before you get yours & thanks to rigor mortis, he is still hard. Do you finish? ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/2 "2015-05-24T16:46:55Z")
Are you retarded? ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/3 "2015-05-24T16:50:15Z")
Yes because I can’t figure out how to make a poll. But feel free to use the options from [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=757527) ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/4 "2015-05-24T16:50:44Z")
Rigor mortis doesn’t set in right away, and it affects muscles, which penises do not have. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/5 "2015-05-24T16:52:22Z")
In the magical world of hypotheticals, the penis stays hard after death. Please don’t fight the hypothetical, sir. ---
**Author:** ![boytyperanma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@boytyperanma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boytyperanma)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/6 "2015-05-24T16:57:01Z")
Well if he is dead doubt he’d mind. It’s not like he passed out, that would be non-consensual! ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/7 "2015-05-24T17:00:50Z")
I don’t think I would be, you know, in the mood. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/8 "2015-05-24T17:08:56Z")
As long as I don’t have to eat his entrails at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/9 "2015-05-24T17:14:30Z")
**Your BF/Husband dies mid coitus: Do you finish?** How did you hear about the death? Phone call, telegram? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/10 "2015-05-24T17:22:00Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > **Your BF/Husband dies mid coitus: Do you finish?** > > How did you hear about the death? Phone call, telegram? One and a half internet for this man/woman/dog, on me. ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/11 "2015-05-24T17:48:20Z")
She’s that close when suddenly something horrible happens to me. My facial expression gets all weird, my body jerks, and I groan one last time. Ummm how’s she supposed to tell I’m dead right away. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/12 "2015-05-24T17:53:20Z")
> [@DinoR](#): > > She’s that close when suddenly something horrible happens to me. My facial expression gets all weird, my body jerks, and I groan one last time. Ummm how’s she supposed to tell I’m dead right away. 😃 You had a post-mortem bowel movement. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/13 "2015-05-24T17:56:48Z")
That’s hot! ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/14 "2015-05-24T18:18:10Z")
> [@Enola\_Gay](#): > > That’s hot! Steaming, even…well, in Cleveland it would be, anyway ---
**Author:** ![desertmonk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@desertmonk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/desertmonk)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/15 "2015-05-24T18:43:12Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > One and a half internet for this man/woman/dog, on me. ^this ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/16 "2015-05-24T19:17:41Z")
You pull out and finish on her face if she normally won’t let you. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/17 "2015-05-24T19:33:32Z")
> [@pool](#): > > You pull out and finish on her face if she normally won’t let you. I think you’re in the wrong thread. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/18 "2015-05-24T19:47:21Z")
> [@Enola\_Gay](#): > > Please don’t fight the hypothetical, sir. In this case, don’t fight the _dead, hard penis._ ---
**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/19 "2015-05-24T20:15:07Z")
In this hypothetical, am I a succubus who needs to steal a mortal man’s sperm in order to add the final ingredient to the Giant Death Golem that will conquer the earth and enslave humanity under the powers of Satan for all eternity? If not, no. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-bf-husband-dies-mid-coitus-do-you-finish/720730/20 "2015-05-24T21:45:26Z")
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