# Your campaign song-what would it be?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-campaign-song-what-would-it-be/468000
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [October 15, 2008, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-campaign-song-what-would-it-be/468000 "2008-10-15T03:00:05Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
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### Author: ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2008, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-campaign-song-what-would-it-be/468000/41 "2008-10-16T04:31:10Z")

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> [@H3Knuckles](#):
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> I like **Right Now** by Van Halen, but it’s a little cheesy, and it’s probably already been done.

Yep, McCain used it and pissed off Van Halen.  
I think I’d go with “American Idiot” 😉 (for me, not you)

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### Author: ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2008, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-campaign-song-what-would-it-be/468000/42 "2008-10-16T04:34:15Z")

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> [@OtakuLoki](#):
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> Now if only I can find a way to change “Albany” into a five syllable name, or title…

It smells like pee, in Alba-nee, New York  
(nothing personal against Albanyans, I’ve never been there)

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### Author: ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2008, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-campaign-song-what-would-it-be/468000/43 "2008-10-16T04:45:28Z")

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Most of the answers seem to be jokes, but I’ll go for a serious one: “[Move On Up](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_8IA2Ty7ck)” by Curtis Mayfield. Classic song, [postive message](http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=126100) and not overplayed. Plus, it has that classic horn riff that could be a great brief instrumental introduction if I need to walk onto a talk show or something.

One problem though: “Take nothing less than the second-best” is not the most inspiring lyric, especially given that we’re a two-party nation. Two problem: I’m a young white girl, so I might be accused to co-opting the song. Three problem: I just realized this song was sampled in “Touch the Sky” by Kanye West.

On second thought, I’ll just go with Devo’s “[Girl U Want](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM-8Co6AKk4).”

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### Author: ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2008, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-campaign-song-what-would-it-be/468000/44 "2008-10-16T04:54:00Z")

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“Superstition,” by Stevie Wonder; partly to underscore my support of rationalism and secular government… but mostly just so I could enter a room accompanied by that funky blues guitar.

(I checked Youtube for a video of the song, and happened across [this performance](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ul7X5js1vE) on _Sesame Street_. Yes, this was American children’s programming in the 1970s. Youngsters, you can thank the Moral Majority for rescuing you from this in favor of Elmo and Barney.)

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### Author: ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2008, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-campaign-song-what-would-it-be/468000/45 "2008-10-16T06:46:56Z")

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I would use the song that has been my personal theme song for over 20 years now: **[Ace of Spades](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XESEt5A12Zo)** by Motorhead

> [@Lemmy](#):
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> If you like to gamble, I tell you I’m your man  
> You win some, lose some, it’s all the same to me

**[nitpick]**

> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#):
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> ‘Godzilla’
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> “With a purposeful grimace and a terrible **smell** , he pulls the spitting high tension wires down. Helpless people on subway trains scream **‘My God’** as he looks in on them”.

you got the lyrics wrong (bolding mine)

> [@Blue Oyster Cult](#):
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> With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound  
> He pulls the spitting high tension wires down
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> Helpless people on subway trains scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

and you left out the most important part!

> [@](#):
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> History shows again and again  
> How nature points up the folly of Man

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