# Your cat has fatally stabbed your loaf of bread.  Do you still eat it?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 9, 2006, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cat-has-fatally-stabbed-your-loaf-of-bread-do-you-still-eat-it/363762 "2006-07-09T17:38:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cat-has-fatally-stabbed-your-loaf-of-bread-do-you-still-eat-it/363762/41 "2006-07-10T18:32:29Z")

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[QUOTE=you with the face]

And I have to know: Where was the bread when Bebe was poking at it, if your solution was to put it in a _chair_? Was the bread lying on the floor to begin with?

Don’t bother answering 'cause I already know that it was. That loaf bread had been lying on the floor all week, along with a container of milk and a stick of butter.  
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_bursting into sobs_

It’s true! The bread had been on the living room floor all day before I finally put it in the chair! That’s why BeBe had been playing with it!

I should be charged with wreckless endangerment!

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