# Your Celebrity Crush That Makes Others Say "WTF?"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 29, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140 "2008-10-29T20:15:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/181 "2012-01-25T17:00:05Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> And I would go straight (wait a tic: wasn’t I already straight?) for her. The concept of “The Truth About Cats and Dogs” didn’t work for me because I couldn’t see how Uma Thurman was hotter than Janeane Garofalo.

I saw that movie again just a few days ago, and I had the same problem. Janeane Garofalo is sex on a stick. Uma Thurman… well, she’s pretty much just a stick.

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**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/182 "2012-01-25T17:31:57Z")

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> [@RiverRunner](#):
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> I always thought that Patricia Richardson (if I got the name right) from _Home Improvement_ was beautiful.

You’re not alone. A lot of guys I know, and myself, perved on her when that show was on. I still find her quite attactive today. She’s aged quite well.

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**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/183 "2012-01-25T17:46:53Z")

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Oh, can’t believe I forgot to say Mayim Bialik. I’ve crushed on her since Blossom. And getting a Ph.D in neuroscience? Funny _and_ good-looking _and_ super-smart? Triple-threat hot!

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**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/184 "2012-01-25T18:43:45Z")

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> [@Barking\_Dog](#):
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> You’re not alone. A lot of guys I know, and myself, perved on her when that show was on. I still find her quite attactive today. She’s aged quite well.

There’s nothing WTF about her.  
And yeah, she’s aging just fine, she can keep it for lots of time.

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**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/185 "2012-01-25T19:15:22Z")

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I am, in my OCD way, driven to offer up Robert Carlyle, Rumpelstiltskin on Once Upon A Time. Mr. Carlyle hasn’t pushed Alan Rickman aside, but they are jostling for position. In my sad little mind!

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**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/186 "2012-01-25T20:04:12Z")

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> [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](#):
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> There’s nothing WTF about her.  
> And yeah, she’s aging just fine, she can keep it for lots of time.

I heartily concur. However, I can imagine a slight WTF in **RiverRunner’s** estimate if there is an age gap between himself and Mrs. Richardson. She was, after all, a mature woman during the show’s run, playing a mother of three. A beautiful woman to be sure, but (particularly to a younger man), not necessarily an object of lust. And yet she was and continues to be. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/187 "2012-01-25T20:34:42Z")

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Alice Cooper (yes, he’s funny looking. He’s also \*very \*sexy in his AC persona).  
Alan Rickman (I’m not sure I’d call him a “WTF?” though. Lots of people have crushes on him)  
Gene Wilder, circa “Willy Wonka”  
David Hyde Pierce  
Jeremy Irons  
Julian Sands

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**Author:** ![amaguri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@amaguri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amaguri)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/188 "2012-01-25T21:23:43Z")

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> [@akira5822](#):
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> Margo Martindale, There just something kinda earth mother and comfortable about her.
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> [Margo Martindale](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3681785344/nm0553269)

I don’t know about a crush, but I would definitely like to give her a hug.

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**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/189 "2012-01-26T02:47:05Z")

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I believe I’ve mentioned my raging crush on Jorge Garcia. I like big boys.

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Cheech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Mister\_Cheech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Cheech)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/190 "2012-01-26T16:45:16Z")

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> [@The\_Tof](#):
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> [Tina Fey](http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/tina-fey-tanktop1.jpg)
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> [Mary Lynn Rajskub](http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/45/14/0000034514_20061021002011.jpg)

These.

And [Miranda July](http://images.zap2it.com/images/celeb-332009/miranda-july-0.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/191 "2012-01-26T17:33:38Z")

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> [@Poonther](#):
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> [Patrick Warburton](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0911320/)

Bears an almost disturbing resemblance to my DH, except my DH is still working on getting in shape.

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