# Your Celebrity Crush That Makes Others Say "WTF?"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 29, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140 "2008-10-29T20:15:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/21 "2008-10-29T21:37:44Z")

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> [@kasuo](#):
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> [Zooey Deschanel](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0221046/).
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> I wouldn’t kick her out of bed.

Nothing unusual about that. Zooey is a real doll!

So is Emily.

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/22 "2008-10-29T21:41:51Z")

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Allison Janney. Tall, great physical comedian. Goes a long way where I come from.

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**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/23 "2008-10-29T21:45:32Z")

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I had (have) a huge crush on John Goodman - which started way before _Roseanne_ when he was in a commercial for Crest toothpaste somewhere in the 70s or 80s. (I just tried in vain to find a video of it - but the one they had was removed from youtube).

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**Author:** ![bathsheba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@bathsheba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bathsheba)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/24 "2008-10-29T21:58:00Z")

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James May.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/25 "2008-10-29T21:59:17Z")

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That Flo chick from the Progressive commercials. I’d sure like to trick out her nametag.

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**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/26 "2008-10-29T22:00:43Z")

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John Goodman as well. It comes from a sex dream I had about him maybe 20 years ago. I also have like a 30 year crush on Letterman for the same reason.

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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/27 "2008-10-29T22:01:12Z")

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> [@kasuo](#):
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> [Zooey Deschanel](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0221046/).
> 
> I wouldn’t kick her out of bed.

The only thing that makes me say WTF about you naming Zooey is that you think it makes others say “WTF.”

Perfectly reasonable crush if you ask me…

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/28 "2008-10-29T22:10:13Z")

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Rowan Atkinson. Not Mr. Bean Rowan, but [Blackadder](http://bp3.blogger.com/_FhFQa1in5Gs/SCG0yFlEQzI/AAAAAAAABDw/RFKqwp8diZ4/s1600-h/Blackadder2.jpg)Rowan. Specifically, Blackadder II. Rawr. There’s something to that women liking mean guys meme.

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**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/29 "2008-10-29T22:21:56Z")

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Rami Malek. Who? [Exactly](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1785339/).

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**Author:** ![Fiona\_Greenlee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e68b1a/32.png) [@Fiona\_Greenlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiona_Greenlee)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/30 "2008-10-29T22:41:39Z")

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David Letterman since the mid eighties.

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/31 "2008-10-29T22:42:58Z")

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I have three.

1. John Goodman
2. David Hyde Pierce
3. Peter Dinklage

I think I’m attracted to them because of the funny.

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**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/32 "2008-10-29T22:46:28Z")

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Andy Richter.

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**Author:** ![xanthous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/53a042/32.png) [@xanthous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanthous)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/33 "2008-10-29T22:48:45Z")

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> [@well\_he\_s\_back](#):
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> Mine is David Cook, this year’s winner of American Idol. He’s a wonderful singer, hot looking, and appears from interviews etc. to be a humble, genuinely nice person. But when people hear the “American Idol”, they give me the WTF. Sigh. Their loss, I suppose.

Seconded.

And I also think Shia LaBeouf is on the cusp of [unbearable hotness](http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/shia-labeouf-image.jpg). However, he makes my best friend want to barf.

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**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/34 "2008-10-29T22:49:51Z")

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I have a minor crush on “Supernanny” Jo Frost.

One of my friends in college once mentioned wanting to go see Kevin Spacey’s latest movie because she just loved him.

Me: Yeah, he’s a good actor.  
Her: And he’s HOT!  
\<mild laughter from all else present, followed by a brief but awkward pause\>  
Me: What, really?  
Her: Yes! Why does everyone always say that? He’s totally sexy!

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**Author:** ![poker\_in\_the\_rear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dc4da7/32.png) [@poker\_in\_the\_rear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poker_in_the_rear)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/35 "2008-10-29T22:50:00Z")

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> [@Cluricaun](#):
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> That Flo chick from the Progressive commercials. I’d sure like to trick out her nametag.

+1

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/36 "2008-10-29T22:54:32Z")

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Sarah Vowell, she of the Sexy Squeakiness.

And Lucy Liu.

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**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/37 "2008-10-29T22:56:56Z")

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Steve Buscemi.

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**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/38 "2008-10-29T22:58:07Z")

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> [@xanthous](#):
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> And I also think Shia LaBeouf is on the cusp of [unbearable hotness](http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/shia-labeouf-image.jpg). However, he makes my best friend want to barf.

I always thought Shia was pretty hot until one day my mother said that my fifteen year old brother looked like him. She meant it as a compliment for my brother, of course, but wow that killed the hotness forever for me.

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**Author:** ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/39 "2008-10-29T23:06:48Z")

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> [@pbbth](#):
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> 1. David Hyde Pierce

Guh. _drools on self_

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/40 "2008-10-29T23:07:26Z")

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> [@Susie\_Derkins](#):
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> Steve Buscemi.

Ohh yeah, good one. He’s mad sexy!

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