# Your Celebrity Crush That Makes Others Say "WTF?" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 29, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140 "2008-10-29T20:15:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MadPansy64](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@MadPansy64](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPansy64)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/41 "2008-10-29T23:13:35Z")
Chris Simon. Granted, that makes people say _Who_TF? instead of _why_TF or _what_TF He’s a hockey player. Traded a lot, bad shoulder. Big ol’ \*\*hawt \*\*part-Native, lefty, half-my-age enforcer. Him, and Sam Elliot.🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/42 "2008-10-29T23:23:33Z")
Diane Keaton. I don’t care if, at 62, she’s 22 years older than me. She’s still HOT. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/43 "2008-10-29T23:36:28Z")
Not one, not two, but three mentions of John Goodman? :eek: Okay, I am a longtime Whose Line fan, and Kathy Greenwood always makes me drool; a sweet yet silly petite woman always gets my attention. Not to be confused with Kathy Griffith, who always makes me upchuck a little bile when I see her on the tube. ---
**Author:** ![Wygtya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@Wygtya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wygtya)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/44 "2008-10-29T23:46:20Z")
Jon Stewart. My family members just look at me weird. ---
**Author:** ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/45 "2008-10-29T23:50:26Z")
I’ll take Jon Stewart as well, and since **John DiFool** mentioned Whose Line, I’ll add Drew Carey to my list. ---
**Author:** ![xanthous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/53a042/32.png) [@xanthous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanthous)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/46 "2008-10-29T23:55:00Z")
ooo, also [Bill Nighy](http://www.nicoladove.com/SECTIONS/PORTRAITS/Images/01Bill-Nighy.jpg) for me. Even _I_ don’t get it, but I think he is sexxxxay! ---
**Author:** ![Gwyen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/858c86/32.png) [@Gwyen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gwyen)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/47 "2008-10-30T00:01:50Z")
Does Dr. Drew count? ---
**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/48 "2008-10-30T00:06:06Z")
Grant Imahara from Mythbusters. I would love to make him blush. ---
**Author:** ![Eggerhaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d2c977/32.png) [@Eggerhaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eggerhaus)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/49 "2008-10-30T00:09:52Z")
[Amy Sedaris.](http://nycphoto.interactivenyc.com/archives/photos/BEA/2006/amy.jpg) One of the funniest comediennes around. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_White](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@Sue\_White](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_White)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/50 "2008-10-30T00:12:16Z")
> [@Poonther](#): > > [Patrick Warburton](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0911320/) > [Jeremy Piven](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005315/) > When he’s not all waxed and shaved. I definitely lust after Jeremy Piven. I’d also add Ralph Fiennes. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/51 "2008-10-30T00:20:19Z")
Mercedes Ruehl I’m not even going to justify it. ---
**Author:** ![bubble\_pop\_electric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecae2f/32.png) [@bubble\_pop\_electric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubble_pop_electric)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/52 "2008-10-30T00:24:28Z")
Lil Wayne. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs.Cake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs.Cake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs.Cake)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/53 "2008-10-30T00:28:24Z")
Hugo Weaving. Sure he looks like an alien, but there’s something… Also Geoffrey Rush. ---
**Author:** ![nevermore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a587f6/32.png) [@nevermore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nevermore)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/54 "2008-10-30T00:43:47Z")
I will third, fourth, and fifth Jeremy Piven. I would tap that ass in a second. Also, the one I came here to mention: Seth Green, dude. Seth. Green. …god he is so fucking hot. ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/55 "2008-10-30T00:45:22Z")
Wait, you mean not everyone is willing to gouge out each other’s eyes in order to get just a little bit closer to Seth Green? Really? Because hot damn, the things I’d do to that man. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/56 "2008-10-30T00:53:49Z")
> [@nevermore](#): > > Seth Green, dude. Seth. Green. > > …god he is so fucking hot. (Speaking as a straight guy) I find it amusing that anyone WTF’s this. In what way is Seth Green not hot? Are your friends height snobs? ---
**Author:** ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/57 "2008-10-30T00:58:47Z")
Yeah, Seth Green is on my list of “hot guys who I have to fight my friends for,” not the WTF list. ---
**Author:** ![katie1341](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/91b2a8/32.png) [@katie1341](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katie1341)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/58 "2008-10-30T01:07:35Z")
Alan Rickman. I would watch him read out of the phone book. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![planetcory](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/planetcory/32/1032_2.png) [@planetcory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/planetcory)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/59 "2008-10-30T01:10:51Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > That Flo chick from the Progressive commercials. I’d sure like to trick out her nametag. Likewise. ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/60 "2008-10-30T01:30:52Z")
> [@planetcory](#): > > Likewise. Her name is Stephanie Courtney. I like her makeup. Mine is [Gary Sinise](http://www.amiamiprod.com/cabepfir/attorithumbs/gary%20sinise%20uomini%20e%20topi.jpg) as he appeared in Of Mice and Men. I think it’s the tank top. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140.md?page=4)