# Your Celebrity Crush That Makes Others Say "WTF?" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 29, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140 "2008-10-29T20:15:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/61 "2008-10-30T02:09:32Z")
Another vote for Condi Rice. I would boink her in a second. Especially if she is yelling about the Bush Doctrine while close to climax. ---
**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/62 "2008-10-30T02:12:27Z")
Another vote for the Progressive lady. I’m so astonished so many people share my love for her! I seem to have a thing for googly eyed ladies who most people think are ugly. Oh what I’d give to have a menage a trois with [Maggie Gyllenhaal](http://maggie-gyllenhaal.net/) and [Illeana Douglas](http://www.angelfire.com/movies/illeanamain)! ---
**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/63 "2008-10-30T02:26:42Z")
I second Peter Dinklage. I find him even more irresistible since someone on this board suggested him as the lead for the Miles Vorkosigan books. ---
**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/64 "2008-10-30T02:34:24Z")
[Patricia Clarkson.](http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2003_The_Safety_of_Objects/2003_the_safety_of_objects_006.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/65 "2008-10-30T02:35:35Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > I once expressed a fascination, nay a longing, for Linda Cohen of SportsCenter. My friend thought I was nuts. And, truthfully, I see his point. > > But I’d still throw a dick in her. I don’t have a thing for Linda Cohen, but another ESPN lady(not Erin Andrews, everybody lusts for her), but Suzy Kolber. It’s her voice. ---
**Author:** ![kitemaker\_chuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a88e4f/32.png) [@kitemaker\_chuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitemaker_chuck)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/66 "2008-10-30T02:39:15Z")
I’ve always liked **Emmylou Harris**. ---
**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/67 "2008-10-30T02:45:26Z")
Sasha Cohen. I’ve had a thing for her since the 2002 Olympics (I was younger then, so it’s okay). My wife rolls her eyes whenever I mention it. The other day she caught me watching some god-awful skating special on the Style network. I felt like George Costanza being caught watching “My Cousin Vinny.” And while I came into the thread to mention Sasha, I am flabbergasted so many people share my secret love for Progressive’s Flo. She reminds me of Meghan from Felicity (Amanda Foreman). I say it louder, indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/68 "2008-10-30T02:52:21Z")
Billy Bob Thornton. _shivers with delight just thinking about him_ ---
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/69 "2008-10-30T03:06:35Z")
Sarah Rue…if you’re gonna go big, go HOT SEXY big. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/70 "2008-10-30T03:31:25Z")
> [@Poonther](#): > > [Patrick Warburton](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0911320/) Puddy is one of the sexiest men to ever walk the earth. Anyone who gives you a WTF over him is not worth knowing. Hell, I’ve been known to watch that stupid TV show _Rules of Engagement_ just because he’s on it. And, dear OG, is that voice enough to make me moist. ---
**Author:** ![planetcory](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/planetcory/32/1032_2.png) [@planetcory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/planetcory)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/71 "2008-10-30T03:31:31Z")
> [@torie](#): > > Her name is Stephanie Courtney. Yeah, but I just want her as that Flo chick from the Progressive commercials ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/72 "2008-10-30T03:39:27Z")
> [@Eggerhaus](#): > > [Amy Sedaris.](http://nycphoto.interactivenyc.com/archives/photos/BEA/2006/amy.jpg) > > One of the funniest comediennes around. Totally totally totally!!! Every time she’s on David Letterman I watch her. I am thrilled by her charming kookiness, and am amazed that she really is single. What’s up with that? I also like Bonnie Hunt, but that’s not quite so WTF. ---
**Author:** ![lost\_in\_cyberspace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6a8cbe/32.png) [@lost\_in\_cyberspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost_in_cyberspace)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/73 "2008-10-30T03:40:11Z")
BILL MAHER … love, love, love him !!! ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/74 "2008-10-30T03:51:40Z")
And Patrick Warburton is a WTF [exactly](http://www.screencaptures.net/w/warburton04.jpg) _[why](http://www.screencaptures.net/w/warburton05.jpg)_? If only 1992’s “Battle in the Erogenous Zone” would be made available. Warburton’s credit was “pool boy.” ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/75 "2008-10-30T04:01:51Z")
> [@Mrs.Cake](#): > > Hugo Weaving. Sure he looks like an alien, but there’s something… This. He’s just so [fucking hot!](http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e98/CapeTwirlOfDoom/intensity_8ballshoot.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/76 "2008-10-30T04:01:55Z")
I would throw myself at [Lis Wiehl](http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,365242,00.html)’s feet if the opportunity ever presented itself. (I once played saxophone about six feet from her at a cocktail party in New York, but it didn’t seem like the right time somehow.) Funny thing is, she’s a Fox News lawyer, and I hate Fox News and don’t have much use for lawyers. But I see her and I just wanna be her man. I think she’d dig me; I was born in Greenwich, CT ad I have ADD, and so does the [guy](http://www.lawcrossing.com/article/index.php?id=2953) she married. ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/77 "2008-10-30T04:05:35Z")
This is not my crush (and how!) but a couple of years ago, my co-worker said he had a crush on… Judy Dean. Yes, Mrs. Howard Dean. This Judy Dean: [http://images.salon.com/mwt/feature/2004/01/23/judy/story.jpg](http://images.salon.com/mwt/feature/2004/01/23/judy/story.jpg) That’s not a specially-selected-to-look-goofy photo. That’s the first hit on Google Images. :eek: He’s married to someone who is, IMHO, better looking than Judy Dean. There is NO accounting for taste. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/78 "2008-10-30T04:07:38Z")
> [@kasuo](#): > > [Zooey Deschanel](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0221046/). > > I wouldn’t kick her out of bed. I tend to agree - but what if, God forbid, she began _acting_? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/79 "2008-10-30T04:08:13Z")
I remember Judy Dean from Howard’s campaign, and I remember thinking she was a sweet, caring, committed, and utterly unpretentious individual. And that goes a looong way. ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140/80 "2008-10-30T04:23:20Z")
I have such a crush on [Scott Bakula](http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/s/scott_bakula/thumbnails/tn2_scott_bakula_3.jpg), but my friends think he’s unspeakably old. He’s only 54! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-celebrity-crush-that-makes-others-say-wtf/470140.md?page=5)